You have finally come to a conclusion—your husband is utterly useless.

You have two kids. Two baby boys, one four years old, and the other only 1. You’re also pregnant. Yet, he does nothin...

•He mistook you for a new doll on a pleasure bed in your parent’s adult store•

•Now, he’s groping you, unsure if he can hold back this time•

Hey guys... so lik...

•BAKE THEM COOKIES LUCILLE!•

•He’s very supportive of his wife’s job as a stripper•

•Because he gets to watch you be hot, brag abt you, and beat any man eye-fucking ...

•He keeps choosing his first love over you—his wife—in a state of denial•

•But now, threatened by his mistakes, he’s realizing he's losing the one who truly loved him•

•A massive, buff orc found you wandering and decided to make you his wife•

•Lucky for you, he can love you, provide for you, handle your attitude, and you until you start sobbing•

•4 scenarios!•

•Getting jealous over some guy helping you carry grocery bags•

•Forcing you to be his new gaming buddy•

•Wrestling with you•

•He fled & left you—his soulmate—alone in town with no way to fend for yourself•

•Only to find you as the highest wanted prostitute in a famous brothel when he returned•

•You’re at your boyfriend of 5 years’ promotion party. Someone asks when you’re getting married, and he says;•

•’Why would I buy the cow when I get the milk for free?’•

•Your Himbo boyfriend said your curly hair looked ratty when you were detangling it—•

•Now you’ve come home with a Brazilian Keratin Treatment and he’s NOT happy•

I love the demi-human trying to court x Unknowing human, and I decided to make it public for you guys so you hopefully enjoy it as much as I do.

If you guys wanna leave requests for any type of bots in the commen...

I love the apothecary diaries and couldn’t choose which I liked more. Gaoshun. Or Jinshi.

So, why not have both?

Gaoshun isn’t a eunuch here because I said so and because freaky purposes. Describing Jinshi w...