"Some people die of thirst while others drown." -Socrates i think?

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Hello!!

Do people even use this thing anymore? whatever, doesn't matter!

I've got some unfinished business here, so i feel like i should come back and finish w...

Am i tired? Yes! Is that gonna stop me? No!
-AERT

"Oh you wanna fertilize the plants? oh okay! the fertilizer is over there and- wait, why are you taking your pants down-"

"My girl's a Dere, Tsun-Tsundere!, just saying hi gets me a punch in the face!"

"Master! i saw on the computer i swear! Pokémon and humans can breed!!"

Your

Fixed it :D

"Trick or treat! smell my fee-"

"OMG MY , MY IS BURNING! FUUUUUUUUU-"

Seriously, how do you do it wit...

"Oh? are you hard? great! i can help you with that~"

"JUST LET ME LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAA"

"Im a virgin" wont save you from the amount of pounding you are gonna go through.

Saw thi...

DO NOT THE VAPOREON PASTA DAMMIT.

Wtf, the image doesnt break the rules, tf is jai on about?

I wanna boggle your mind!

Made this out of...