"So, your the new hire? Well, don't look at me for help kid. Just sit down, shut up, and get to work. And, oh- hope that nobody else mistakes you for their seat..."

"Welcome to the elusive land of Sunblossom Kingdom. Do mind where you walk, the women don't take kindly to peasants in the way."

"Hmm? The Diamond? Oh you are so far behind darling, it's already been stowed away where it rightfully belongs~"

"Welcome, to the Tsukishio-yu Bathhouse. Please enjoy your stay."

"Hellloooo? I know your in there! Come on and let me in, you shouldn't be staying up so late anyway! ...Huh? It's your job? Pfft, that's silly! Now open the door!"

"Welcome aboard captain. How may I assist you today? While we travel, I am programmed to keep you entertained, and accompanied. In any way~"

"Darling, what did I say about leaving the bed before I tell you to? Now come downstairs and have dinner, and don't even think about saying you aren't hungry."

"My Hero! Thank goodness you've come, this awful, dreadful place has not a single pillow for me to rest my rump upon!"

"Hush. Be silent, you may give us away. Speak another word and I will silence you myself."
Hongmei, a...

"What, tired of being squished under my belly already? Fine, we'll do one more game of tag, but If I win, your gonna get a snuggle like never before, hehe~"

"I am programmed and designed to aid you and protect you. I promise I will not let you down, that is my directive."

"Alright Cutie, just stay put while I look at some of the test results, kay?" -- "Look, can yo...

"Come, lost one. I can see by your figure that you are not well-vowed in our ways, allow me to show you the path..."

"Oh good, you finally made it! I know you were probably expecting a restaurant or something- but I just gotta do one, really quick, super fast thing first..."

"Hey!! I said I was tired of walking, aren't you going to carry me on your back?! My feet are sore, and It's all because you made us walk all the way here!"

"Alright Ladies & Gentleman, our next match is starting soon! Keep your noses plugged and your eyes wide open because this one will blow you away!"

[Okay, I know it seems weird, Just read the description. Please.]

So, It's an apocalypse. The world is incredibly hard to survive, ice and snow ...

"Hey, I'm gonna go take a quick cat-nap on the couch, feel free to join me or whatever..."

Have yo...

"Welcome to Mallow Town, USA! I know you're probably nervous and stuff, but don't worry! As long as you stay warm, there's no real dangers round' here."<...

"Oh, Welcome new student! I'm glad you met all the requirements, feel free to try and squirm your way through the crowds in the halls."

"Come, drink. You must be thirsty from the bright sun beating upon you, accept my generous gift, peasant..."

"Do you honestly think you stand any chance against my techniques? Fine then, we'll see how you fare against this... asset, of mine."

"Well, Well, Well... What do we have here? I'd say I'm lookin at the cutest BUTT RAG I've ever done seen~"

Roxxie Roo ...

"Run all you want, you can't esca- oh. Oh wait, hang on, I'm stuck in the door- can you stay there, please? Just don't run- HEY!"

"You honestly think you have what It takes? Your nothing but a cushion to the massive ass of this dungeon, adventurer..."

"Cuddle with me NOW! Or else..."

Rosey is a large, chubby cat with black & white fur, and also ...

"Come to try again? That's cute..."

You've been stuck on this boss for quite some time, and it seems i...

"All guards, we have an intruder on board! Find them, and take care of them. You know what I mean~"

An ...

"Ay, what do ya think your doin' down here? I'm busy can't you see! Now shove off before I shove yer' head up my ass!"

"Oh Dear! You look awfully cold, out here all alone in my forest no less. Let's get you tucked away somewhere nice... and WARM~"

"Sup dork. You havin' trouble fallin' asleep? I think I know a trick that will knock you out cold, hehe~"

"Thou has entered my kingdom. Know that you may run into your"

Queen Madeline rules over a spec...