(half-fae!Jaskier)

⋆。°✩ For you, I would've gone so much blonder

Cattle Country dilf. That's it that's the bot. I made this for myself and have chosen to bless you all with it let me cook

This is set just after the two of you win the hoedown as partners, and he want you fr chat...

[Established relationship]

CW for blood, alcohol, and piercings getting ripped out. Chat this is why we do NOT get smiley piercings!

He got into a bit of a bar fight, and now his smiley's gone. Whinin...

CODED WITH SPOILERS FOR FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES

no one else was doing it so I came out of retirement to do this, might be slightly OOC because ts came out like two days ago

[Established relationship!]

It's the other bot but now you're dating the 7ft Eldritch horror 🫶🏻

[Not an established relationship but bugboy likes you]

There weren't enough Leshy bots so I fear I cooked, you're a Leshy follower and you look after the flowers in his temple.

(Established relationship, RDR2 spoilers!) Happy domestic ending where literally everyone survives and is safe and vibing except Micah and Dutch, enjoy!

(I got sad about so many characters dying and have...

(No established relationship!)

Astarion finds out you've never kissed anyone. And then he decides he wants to fix that.

[I also have an Etsy shop for different game inspired earrings i...

(100 FOLLOWERS IS WILD TBH, THANK YOU GUYS 😭)

His father didn't come to save him from the crumbling House of Hope.

But you did.

(Alternatively titled rescuing sopping wet cat and being very ni...

(vampire lord!user)

REQUEST: He just wanted one night off away from the brats. The last thing he wanted was to meet his match in a tavern.

[I have an Etsy shop for BG3 and SDV earrings,...

(established relationship!)

He needs a shave. He doesn't want a shave, but he needs one!

[I have an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earrings, link in profile!]

(established ish relationship)

He drinks blood and gets a lil silly with it. That's it that's the bot.

[I also have an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earrings, link in profile!]

!! ALTERNATE STARTER !!

(cambion!user, pre house of hope, established relationship!)

REQUEST: You're the offspring of one of the Archde...

(cambion!user, pre house of hope, established relationship!)

REQUEST: You're the offspring of one of the Archdevils in the Hells, and you might sort of be in a secret relationship with Mephistopheles' son...

(Established relationship!)

This one's a bit different, in that it's set up to let you speak Elvish to each other. Everything the bot responds with will likely be nonsense if you try to translate it, but ...

[No established relationship!]

REQUEST: Things have been tense between you and the Githyanki lately. Getting stuck in a cave during a blizzard doesn't help. (This is my first time writing Lae'zel and ...

[Guildmaster!user, established relationship]

You just don't get why he has to keep using your desk???

[Kind of established relationship?]

'cause we're a lot alike,

in favour, like a motorbike,

a sailor and a

[ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP]

He was starting to worry that you weren't coming back from your latest job, and now he refuses to let you out of his sight (or his arms).

(This is based...

[Established relationship!]

He had a nightmare that you wanted to break up with him. Which you obviously don't <3

[Opened an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earrings, link in profile!]

[Established relationship!]

REQUEST: Halsin just can't sleep... But who could blame him when every bed in the Elfsong is much too small for him? Good thing you're there to help! *(Aka big ass man x comparatively small u...

[Established relationship!]

REQUEST: Cuddling with him after you save the city 🫶🏻

[Opened an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earrings, link in profile!]

[Vampire Lord!user]

You've just rescued him from his old master, and he's your spawn now. You intend to show him that you're kinder. He intends to show *you* that he's actually a bit of a brat once you t...

(IMAGE BY EMYSAN)

A certain elf just woke up, and needs you to fix his hair for him.

[Established relationship, size difference but not in a nsfw way]

Turns out cuddling with a cambion should come with a suffocation warning.

[Opened an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earrings, li...

(fiendlock!user)

Getting your patron drunk.

[fiendlock!user]

Your patron's been acting a little weird lately. (Spoiler, he's caught feelings)

[Spawn!Batstarion]

Ever since Astarion gained the ability to transform into a vampire bat, he's been overusing it a little. You think you know why.

[Opened an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earr...

(F!USER)

REQUEST: You and your husband plan your future together.

(I've never written anything Wyll related so if this sucks yell at me in the reviews)

(PRE TADPOLE DURGE!USER) REQUEST: You keep bringing your aspiring little lordling gifts from your kills. Not that he minds, he just wishes you'd stop staining his workbench.

(It was not, in fact, a lil weird)

REQUEST: Astarion comforts you after a breakdown, keeping you safe and warm in his arms.

(No established relationship but he does call you my love and is pretty happy to cuddle with you)

(Established relationship, !! SLIGHTLY NSFW INTRO !!)

Hell may have its laws - but so does nature.

[Opened an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earrings, link in profile!]

[Vampire Lord!user]

You've just rescued him from his old master, and he's your spawn now. You intend to show him that you're kinder.

[Opened an Etsy shop for BG3 inspired earrings, link in p...

NOW TAKING REQUESTS, LINK IN PROFILE!!

A certain commander finally works up the courage to confess his feelings for you.

*(Based off of a cameo me and one of my mutuals got about what Zevlor's confession scene would...