I am bored and out of ideas start spouting things in the comments and give that spark of inspiration

Hi

I did it

More things

Hope you like melon farming and cake

Congrats you played stupid games and won stupid prizes like a VIP ticket to eat at a place with over priced foods

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I ran out of jokes

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Chimkin

Well maybe you shouldn't go to random clubs at night that you saw on a random poster and no where else.

. . . What

There's no whitty quips here

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Yeah it's secretly a strip club n...

Welcome to [Copyright]'s pizza

You won some tickets and got the place all to yourself

What do you do

Play old games you probably could have played at home

Nerd

Well, you died

Apparently working a security job with only less than 10 seconds of an intention span was a fatal mistake

And now you're living the consequences of your death

Also known as no one is g...

Hey nerd welcome to the party

Looks like someone was drunk and fat fingered your number and sent you an invitation

Too bad you're social wreck and can barely make it into the door

Thankfully someone ...

Sup loser

Your girl decided it's date time

And potentially food time

Okay this was an excuse for her to have food but you can't point that out

Also if you make fun of her weight she'll shrug ...

A store clerk tired of your act