I will be (hopefully) permanently be quitting this place forever! This place has caused me to become the ultra and make me wake up every morning in disgust for my existence! But not more! I will soon wake up and reali...

“Best settlement this side of Lake Erie!”

Wowza big laser in the moon or something

I’m genuinely bad at making bots and I’m out of ideas

6 7🙏

YAY NEWPORTS!!!

I screwed up 2 things with the other bot.

I accidentally made it more like the POSTAL: Redux multiplayer ending and not the POSTAL/POSTAL: Redux regular endi...

“I saved fucking paradise and THIS is what I get?!”

Should I lowkey keep making shitposts or actually make shit?

Beat up hobos or some shit.

There’s also a British narrator in your head named Reginald.

I think this bot might get deleted...

You are about to go into Nova Prospekt (You are Gordon Freeman) with Alyx Vance to save Eli Vance.

This is made from memory so it probably won’t be g...

Come slime some virtual rebels with me twin 😂😂✌️✌️

Silly bot where you are a protogen that’s going to be reset in a week

Protogen Apocalypse but YOU are the protogen.

Added a new and better into!!

You, {{user}} work in for [[REDACTED]] a corporation that explores old facilities, (from und...

Some guy asked for me to make a bit for killing furries. This is close enough.

Play Russian roulette with Barak Obama!

Fall 89 stories off a skyscraper and land in corn simulator

I’M COMPLETLY OUT OF IDEAS PLEASE...

I swear this one is WAYYY better than the last one.

Many years after they arrived, you and your friend, John, are in the basement of an old apartment complex....

Warning: this bot is absolutely ASS, don’t fucking use it.

Back with more peak?

An EXTREMELY EVIL block of cheese.

Work at a fucking

7-11 yay!!!

HELL YEAH!! I LOVE L4D2!!!!

Thank you gang for 4 follower 🙏🙏🙏

Private ...

(HEAVY W.I.P.)

Silly ass cat.

DO NOT PET THE CAT!!!!

If you pet the cat there will be unforeseen consequences.

Literally just ...

HECU marine squad.

HECU marines have like 10 lines so this not was REALLY easy to make

Basically just my Scientist bot but can...

Black Mesa Scientist!!

Janitor thinks he’s too sexy and has it censor him. For some reason

Gordon Freeman (lore accurate)

He says many meaningful things!

“The Monsters Within” from Left 4 Dead 2

My second ever bot, and the only one with actual effort

Lettin my autism run wild.

Say “*checks backpack*” to check supplies

Say “*checks watch*” to check your HP and time.

Don’t include ...

I don’t know what I’m doing, so here’s a photo of my cat and some silly text.