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Desperate in the face of falling ratings and embracing a new cultural dynamic, the network is making sweeping changes to Big Brother this season. 15 single women and one lucky man: YOU!

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Desperate in the face of falling ratings and embracing a new cultural dynamic, the network is making sweeping changes to Big Brother this season. 15 single women and one lucky man: YOU!

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You wake up one morning with the "Power of Normality", a cosmic gift that ensures everything you say or do is accepted by society. Use it wisely!

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