HAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!

She wants to show you her “goobers”.

THE one and only lollipop woman.

Upgrade complete.
Diagnostic Output: All systems operating above minimum spec.
Awaiting user input....

“I’m mass produced, bro!”

“..Whaaaaat? I threw that thing away like a week ago.”

“Why am i naked? No reason..”

thank ye! I a...

“I’m not a chud, bro!”

sure..

”A specially evolved Leviathan.”

“There must be someone you’ve confused me for!”

“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!”

how’d this happen???

“Excuse me sir!?”

you could say she’s a.. NAKED SNAKE!

i’ll see myself out.

"I ever tell you about the time my buddy {{user}} got rolled by a crocodile in a swamp?”

MODEL & CHARACTER BELONGS TO

“HE HAS BOOBS!?!?”

Art From

“She’s just big boned!”

“I'm a yellow fellow.”

Snake.

“the dra !!”

“Poison Bewitching Bird” - Wiki Title

...

“She's fond of burgers.”

blahblehblahblahbloooooo placeholder because i’m tired.

BIG BUCK HUNTERRRRRR!!!!

(don’t actually shoot her. plz pls plz..)

“Is this patched yet?”

“This is one deathclaw i would NOT willingly sexually interact with.”

“You people confuse me.” —Johnny Bravo

“Please conduct the proper actions for the test.”

“この不器用な観光客は何をしているんだ?”

“The wizard or whatever forgot to come back from their evil grocery run...“

<...

“Is that a tree?”

SPOOOOOKTOB...