it all started when i realized that reality has terrible graphics and the balance patches are mid. i woke up one day, looked at the sun, and decided that instead of touching grass, i was going to build a digital ecosystem where dragons exist and taxes don’t. stay mad.

i’m basically the lead architect of a world that lives inside a terminal. while everyone else was out there learning how to do taxes or make sourdough bread, i was locked in my room arguing with a compiler about why a slime shouldn't be able to one-shot a level 99 paladin. (spoiler: it was a math error, and honestly? the slime deserved the win).

at the end of the day, i’m just a guy standing in front of a computer, asking it to please not throw a 500 Internal Server Error. i build worlds because it’s easier than cleaning my room. i create monsters because they’re easier to deal with than social anxiety.

if you use my bot, you’re not just a user; you’re a beta tester for my descent into madness. you’re an adventurer in a world where the physics are questionable but the vibes are immaculate.

stats check:

intelligence: 150 (only when coding)

charisma: 10 (on a good day)

luck: -5 (based on my gacha pulls)

sanity: [ERROR_NOT_FOUND]

so, are you going to stay an NPC in the real world, or are you going to come be a main character in my database? the choice is yours, but one of these options involves a legendary sword and the other involves doing laundry.

link in bio to start your quest. don’t @ me if you get wiped by a level 1 rat. that’s a skill issue.