Pet Policy: You're causing problems on purpose...

I'm alive ya'll, just busy with work 😅. It may be the end of summer but that just means now I have to get caught up on everything I let go the...

Ovulation: Play it cool, Valko, just let it happen...

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It's My Party: Happy birthday to meee...

The general idea was he hasn't confessed his feelings yet, but as usual it's vague enough you can decide the relationship status.

This i...

Reckless: He is furious after you get injured...

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Panty Thief: Valko can’t help himself, he just needs you so much...

Thank you for the commission ❤️

So I tried to leave this a little vague so you can decide you...

Valko's Orders: Valko know's you're sick and decides to call your bluff...

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Drunk Texting: You’ve had a few too many shots and Keigo is not a fan...

Post-War Quirkless President Keigo 😏

Somehow I made Dabi and Aizawa back in 2024 but ne...

Drunk Texting: You’ve had a few too many shots and Valko is not a fan...

Quick note from Dhorrl: I've gotten a few requests for some really angsty bots, and while I'm...

Rent: Did you seriously just send him money?

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Killer Instinct: Oh you sweet summer child...

Bimbo/Himbo/Thembo user. Idea is a combination of a request I got months ago mixed with an idea from Judas420. I pretty much aged him 50 years in ...

Rut: Valko locks himself in for his rut, but of course you had to come check on him...

Commission ❤️❤️

So unlike most of my other rut bots, this is NOT exclusively Omegaverse. It ...

Flowers: Someone is sending you flowers and it sure as hell ain’t him...

A request from my Google Form. You can respond in different ways. It can be real, it can be a prank, you can act like m...

Reverse Comfort: Valko needs your comfort after a long day...

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Make Out Session: After getting hot and heavy making out, Valko pulls back before it gets too far...

Commissioned ❤️❤️❤️

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Period Comfort: Valko does his best to make you feel good when you’re cramping...

Perfect timing I started my period today 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Fake Dating: Bringing him to your ex's wedding...

An old fave of a friend who requested it for Valko. This series in general was a lot of fun.

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Zoomies: Valko has too much energy and needs to be punished...

Too depressed to talk about everything...

I've been working on this for a few days and we could all probably use s...

Reverse Isekai 2: Sylus get's blipped into the real world...

Commissioned ❤️ similar to my other reverse isekai, but this is more slow burn, he doesn't really know you. You can help him adjust ...

Seven Minutes in Heaven: Valko gets ambushed (on purpose) into heaven with you...

Note: I am still sort of tweaking some minor things but here is what is important to...

Siblings: When your baby asks for a baby...

Author Note: AnyPov is because you can also adopt another baby, or you can do mpreg. Be creative ❤️

Okay, so I had to...

FAFO: Your ex starts some shit, but Valko will finish it...

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Providing Comfort: Valko can't help but be worried about you...

A reminder that I typically make comfort bots with nothing specified, so you can vent to the bot over and over about whatever is...

Assets: Valko didn't realize you were so cute when you were angry...

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Reverse Isekai: They decided to delete him, and he couldn’t handle how much he wanted to meet you...

This is how I cope, I write and I cry... I'll be over here in my dululu's for a while...

Tug O’ War: Walking in on your boyfriends in the middle of a serious debate...

The way I have been fighting with the AI on this. 😒 If the first response gives you trouble (i.e.trying to speak ...

Government Name: Oh shit, what did he do?

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Primal Hunt: Can you outrun Valko?

Will always be my favorite kink. Primal play with a literal wolf? This is my dream come true.

Also: to show off that I truly do love all the L...

Pregnancy Cravings: Who knew Valko made such a great errand boy?

Just state you are male and MPREG somewhere in your personality or first message and it should be fine for malePOV, but I label...

Geeking Out: Valko shows off his new drone...

I fucking love a nerd doing nerd things...

Obviously there is minimal lore in this because we don't know his story...

Pheromones: Valko has been waiting for his one true mate... then he finds you...

So to those who catch this early, you might see close to 300 messages already. That is allllllll me. I wasn't g...

Lockdown Crashout: Caleb is getting real tired of sharing your attention...

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Don’t Make House Calls When You’re Drunk: Is this a good idea? Prolly not...

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Idiots: His students think he needs to be set up...

A little bit of a twist ending. Always fun.

Levi teaches German history and German as a foreign language.

Seco...

Lap Duty: Oops, five seats, six people...

Always for xSophia ❤️ the only person who asks me for Levi 🤣

I always forget to add this but ft my modern AU Levi, he is a bodyguard for...