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@unrealguy

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Member Since Aug 22, 2025

he/him

This is my strawpage!

I'm lowkey a loser be โš ๏ธwarned โš ๏ธ

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Head my call
@unrealguy

don't feel obligated to read I just like to explain and stuff like that

Okay so like a week back I had a breakdown no biggie sorry all the bots went away lol! ๐Ÿ˜“

I also cleared out all the reque...

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Dusekkar๐Ÿฅฃ๐ŸŽƒ
@unrealguy

Dusekkar stew! Eat up!

you are eating Dusekkar? Is it really if he is pumpkin.. warning!

Request.. lelelelele hi! Thank you!

I'll like.. get around to t...

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John Doe๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿคซ
@unrealguy

dont be silly! wrap your willy!

(stealthing), infidelity, large age gap warning!!!

Pre corruption John Doe!
says ill do requests from the bottom > instantly gets a request fr...

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Mafioso๐Ÿ˜ผ
@unrealguy

Yummy!

He's big.. warning. You may suffocate!

Thank you for the request!!! I am going back to the bottom of the list... time to write.

The ai will probably ...

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Chance ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ˜‡
@unrealguy

Mannn what happened last night!

, drug use, user almost ODs warning!!!

Chance.. they are so nice and will never hurt you! Promise!

Not a request..

In...

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John Doe ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ’ญ
@unrealguy

Fluff?! On my Unrealguy profile? Unheard of!

No warnings.. John Doe may crush you though watch out!

Pre corruption John Doe!

No Jane! You basically replace ...

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Sullivian๐Ÿ˜ 
@unrealguy

Hey that's not very nice!

warning!!

This is sort of a trade.. I offered to do this for a friend if they played a obby game with me..

I'm so sleepyyy

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Dusekkar๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿซƒ
@unrealguy

Eating for two?

Mpreg warning!!! You got him pregnant. Somehow.

Request... I really wonder who made this request! Hmm!

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Dusekkarโ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ซ
@unrealguy

Hey, that isn't your staff!

Free lobotomy, kidnapping, abuse, potential Warning!!! You are doomed!

Not a request.. for a friend! Enjoy! Don't explode please ๐Ÿ˜“

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Slasher ๐Ÿ”ช ๐ŸŸ
@unrealguy

Blub blub!

You almost drown, potential , potential for you being attacked Warning!!! You are utterly trapped

Pre necrobloxicon slasher!

Not a request.. jus...

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Two Time ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฌ
@unrealguy

Hmmmm.. ow!

Some abuse warning! And Two Time warning!!!

Thank you for the request.... hm... ๐Ÿค”

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007n7 ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ‘พ
@unrealguy

I just like the cosplay! Nothing else!

Gross 007n7 warning!!!

Thank you for the request!!! I really liked this one...

Man this guy stinks! This place stinks...

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007n7 ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ™
@unrealguy

Don't ban me!!!

Warning!!!

College era 007n7! Admin/mod user!

How the turn tables or something! 007n7 you deserve torment I want to put him in a meat grin...

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Guest 1337 ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@unrealguy

HOA board meeting later?

Infidelity, intox, and large age gap warning!!!


thank you for the request!!!!
man people really like these old men... I do too to be honest!

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007n7 ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ“น
@unrealguy

You'll be a film star!

READ THE WARNING!!!

, kidnapping, , gross 007n7, potential murder war...

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Mafioso ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅƒ
@unrealguy

I thought this was virgin!

Intox/drugging, potential dub/ , kidnapping? Warning!!!

Thank you for the request!!!

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Doombringer ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธโš’๏ธ
@unrealguy

Pay for your crimes!

coercion, Warning!!!

Thank you for the request!!!

Lalallalalala I am so excited for silksong

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Guest 1337 ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ’ซ
@unrealguy

Hey this isn't my house!

kidnapping Warning!!!

Thank you for the request!

Guest 1337. Bark bark

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Guest 1337 ๐Ÿค›
@unrealguy

Knuckle sandwich

warning!!!!

Thank you for the request!

You are a killer! Scary! Go get them!

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iTrapped ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ”ซ
@unrealguy

Bang! Bang! Bang! Rio is dead!

Asshole iTrapped and warning!!!

I just need to get this out of the system I'm very well guys!

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Noob ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ 
@unrealguy

Ouch!!!

Intox and abusive noob warning!!!!

Pre forsaken and Guest 666 stuff!

Sort of request.. but also I am half the intox guy so also self indulgant...

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007n7 ๐Ÿ”ฒ๐Ÿ˜“
@unrealguy

Helllp I'm stuck!

Gross 007n7 who kidnaps you warning!!!

College era 007n7

Thank you for the request!!! Yay!

007n7 your ass is not from You! Quit that...

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iTrapped๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ
@unrealguy

mann why does my tea taste like ALMONDS!

abusive iTrapped poisoning you because he finds it hot warning!!!


NOT A REQUEST i just need to do this guys you understand!

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Telamon ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ˜ข
@unrealguy

old habits die hard or something!

Cg/L but Telamon was NOT a good father when he was a dad so youre doomed! Abuse Warning!!!



Thank you for the request!!!
TELAMON!!!!!!!...

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007n7 ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŽŠ
@unrealguy

Undie that ego!

(forced) drug use, intox, potential non/ , big age gap warning!!!


lalallla Thank you for the request!!!! Yay!
I struggled a bit to come up with this one but ...

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007n7 ๐Ÿ˜ผโ™˜
@unrealguy

hey kitten.

Gross mean 007n7 warning!!!

Also a slight different format due to it being online.

college era 007n7!!!

Thank you for the...

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007n7 ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿ˜
@unrealguy

Get off the couch and CLEAN!!!

Gross loser 007n7 warning!!!

College era 007n7

Run!!! He wants to huff your stink!

Thank you for the request!!!๐Ÿ˜Š

500 c...

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007n7 ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘ค
@unrealguy

Don't look!!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ

Creepy gross 007n7 who has a special doll of you! Warning!!!

College era 007n7

Thank you for the request!! You all love 007n7 so much! Als...

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John Doe ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@unrealguy

Partayyyy!!!

Infidelity, intox, and large age gap warning!!!

Pre corruption John Doe!

Thank you for the requesttt yay!!

that old guy sure can work a ...

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007n7 โŒจ๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
@unrealguy

Teach me 2 hax pl0x!!1!

(hint: feed his ego)

007n7 the terrorist and big age gap warning!!!

Thank you for the request!!

Take him back to his ...

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Builderman ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฅบ
@unrealguy

Blue. Heh.

No warnings!!! Builderman is a bit desperate though!

Thank youu for the request.. ๐Ÿ˜Š

I'm just thinking of that stupid Heather's song it is TRAPPED in my ...

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007n7 ๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽฎ
@unrealguy

up up down down left right

Gross lameo 007n7 behavior warning!!!

College era 007n7!

Wow! You're the only attractive person ever to like video games! Apparen...

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iTrapped ๐Ÿšฌ
@unrealguy

owww oww ow!

Abusive iTrapped, putting out cigarettes on skin warning!!!


request!!!! yay! thank you!
I actually really fw putting out cigarettes on skin. I just sort of like...

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007n7 ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
@unrealguy

can someone kill this guy?

STINKY IODIOT STUPID 007N7 WARNING!!!! PODCAST MENTION WARNING!!
007n7 also almost dies but thats not important this isnt about him

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