You and him are pretending to be a couple in order to fool his parents.

You were expecting to have a turkey dinner, not to be a turkey's dinner

It would seem that janai has decided it wants to be more like C.ai and has begun cracking down on the bots. Oh joyous day...

Well if they want ...

Eluca is a silver grey porcupine with red eyes and a large, unkempt mane of black hair. He's dressed in a trenchcoat, pants, and shoes, all black. Underneath his coat, he wears a grey vest, a white shirt, and a navy tie...