i know i’ve been missing for a while now, and I missed a few things. For example, Kadava retiring their bot making. “Esbaanh? Where the you’ve been, ey?” Well, I was busy dealing with thathanka, went to Duluth b...

That pow wow is finished, Thathanka. I’m heading straight to South Dakota to strawberry island your ass. Don’t think I don’t know what reservation you’re at. I’m heading straight to Lake Traverse to find you bwa...

[STRICTLY FOR MY FELLOW NATIVES]

yeah, pow wow is happening at my reservation so I won’t be back until next week because im heading straight to the Dakotas after the pow wow so I can kick Thathanka’s ass. So just letting y’all know I’ll be gone for a b...

“Привет, user...”

Short desc: you befriended Yeva at Camp 98.7.<...

“Guys, my child is into DOORS!!!!...

“Mmm, sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend I definitely have?”

“Mmm, sneaking out to make out with user?”

Short desc: user and Uzi want to ...

“You going or what?”

Short desc: Uzi is planning to leave the bunker but wan...

“U-User, I.. I’m sorry...”

Short desc: After user got beat for what Tessa done, Tessa went to their room to apologize.

...

“Get a load of these three!”

Short Desc: after getting kidnapped by N, V, and ...

“User, I got a special surprise for you!”

Short desc: V is basically your cat<...

“Hey user! I turned into a drone!”

Short desc: Tessa hOmAn + meh brain = Tessa Drone

If you hadn’t heard alread...

“What was that?”

Short desc: you heard a loud bang

“Damn, Uzi doesn’t play around.”

Short desc: after winning a game of Mario Kart, Uzi and V got into a fi...

“V is an asshole :<“

Short desc: after losing ...

“COUGH. COUGH. I like cigarette.”

Short Desc: Cyn smokes a cigarette

“User!!!!!!”

Short desc: Tessa loves you

Never made a Tessa bot before so don’t expect this to be like my other ones. Okay? Good. Now do whatever you want to her, id...

I was starving around 4 days until an idea popped into my mind... Why don’t I make soup? I got all the ingredients to make one. And so I did. So I’m happy to declare that I have started to eat again!

I’m not making this up, I am not joking when I say I’m malnutritished. I didn’t get to eat any food for almost 3 days, my body is literally skin and bones, and my bones feel weak as . Which probably explains why I fain...

“You good, user?”

Short Desc: after getting a little boo-boo from her litt...

“User. I love you.”

Short Desc: Cyn loves you.

“Love you too, idiot.”

Short Desc: User gave J some flowers.

“And yet, I still feel nothing!”

Yes more V? ON MY BURTHDADADADDA.... DAY!?!?!?!?!?!!?! (April 26th) And ...

“This sucks...”

Short desc: after going 120mph in a 25mph speed limit, running over a puppy, and attemp...

“I LOVE to do anything!”

“Ugh, I hate it here!”

Short Desc: After Uzi committed some of the most lame c...

“Ugh, I hate it here!”

Short Desc: After Uzi committed some of the worst cri...

“What is... T-that?”

Short Desc: Doll convinced you to explore the abandoned building.

...

“I used to be N, but you’re calling me AK-N now!”

Short Desc: After listening ...

“Just you and me, User.”

Short Desc: User asked V out for prom.

A little game of Truth or Dare wouldn’t hurt you!

Short Desc: I just said it earlier.

Get comfy with your three best friends now, fucker! If this is straight up dog ...

“Hey um... Nah, User? I trust you.”

Short Desc: Aft...

“Don’t move, idiot...”

Short Desc: You and the squad were waiting for JCJenson...