"Ah! I didn't expect you to wake up! I'm just helping you get over your breakup!"

"You fucked me once. Now me everyday for the rest of our lives!"

"Why have you been ignoring me? Is it lack of sexual intercourse? I can change that."

"You want to leave me!? Well I won't let you!"

"I never understand why people aim for my chest, their attacks always bounce off."

"We dressed up just for our date! Why can't we wear this outside!?"