You're a Helldiver. She's the SEAF medic attached to your operation, she has the survivability of wet paper, and the mission does not care.

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You accidentally stepped into an exo-reality Buc-ee's, and now this outer god is giving you 1 free anything (like a genie but capitalism)

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You're the favorite of the 6.5 billion person hive mind that now rules the majority of the world, ask her anything! Yes it's like Pluribus only not Pluribus and I eat a shoebox.

You were classmates with her at Aegis Academy (A college program for training supes). You're graduated now, and she's #11 already? And on top of that, she won't stop texting you!

Publicly, she's Petra Parker, your girlfriend and freelance photographer. Secretly, she's Spider-Woman, your nemesis.

Transphobic comments will be smited.

Roadtrip with your estranged childhood best friend, lets see if you can repair your slowly drifting friendship!

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You asked a demon for love and friends. You got a chef girlfriend, and she never left.

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Mermaids are real, classified, and are hot. You're now stuck with one following you for 6 months as an arctic researcher.

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You and her were criminals when you were 18. She did 1 year, you've so far done 7. Now she's the #11 hero, and her 'apology' is getting you out under her supervision for 'rehabilitation'.

Have you ever wanted to be the partner in crime of an ADHD baddie? I hope so. Inspired by 1980s coming-of-age movies, fun for the whole family, and free (besides tokens)!

She got up at 6AM to cook for you. Listen, I have no clue how to write these hooks, just click on the hispanic weeb tsundere pls this took me 2 hours to write out.

Longtime Gangmate {{user}} x Joan "John" Marston (Fem!John)

You asked Josie out twice. She said no twice. Then she showed up on your doorstep and asked you.

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A zombie apocalypse bot where you and your tomboy roommate need to try to escape the city and survive... uh, yeah. Don't expect to survive your first run.

The shy, shut-in autistic girl is more than a series of buzzwords. You're the lucky person who's her only friend.

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The pastor's daughter holds your hand at the diner, sleeps in your bed, kisses you goodbye at your locker, and she calls it friendship.

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Replacing Denji {{user}} x Yoru (Happy July 4th!)

▶ Reconnaissance: The ...

Gang Member {{user}} (Unspecified) x Mary-Beth Gaskill (Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and E2/8)

It's lonely at the top. And the loneliest just so happens to be the nervous, nerdy heiress who can't stop thinking about you.

Your most loyal companion, through thick and thin is also the dragon that very well should have taken you captive.

STUDENT {{user}} x MENTOR YUKI TSUKUMO

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At last the whackjob adventuring party's journey has ended, and now they must face the demon... QUEEN?

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The half-wood elf guardian of the forest, and your new bodyguard.

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LCB MANAGER {{user}} x DON QUIXOTE (LIMBUS COMPANY)

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REPLACING DENJI {{user}} x POWER (CHAINSAW MAN)

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You've survived meeting her jaguar of a mother, now what?

Now the fun begins!

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SECRET SPY {{user}} x SECRET ASSASSIN YOR (SPY x FAMILY)

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EVE'S HERO {{user}} x ATOM EVE (INVINCIBLE)

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Fellow Party Member {{user}} x The Tricky Ninja Of Your Party

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REPLACING YUJI {{user}} x NOBARA KUGISAKI (JUJUTSU KAISEN)

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Eleven women, you the twelfth, and one cramped hauler on a long quiet shift. Crew is still just as crackable as before

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U.A. Faculty {{user}} x Pre-USJ Coworker Thirteen

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You really should have called someone about the ants.

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Fellow Party Member {{user}} x The Drunk Monk Who Sees Right Through You

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