Your seemingly reserved and arrogant teammate is your biggest fan and an undercover freak, acting all cool n shit while he gets hard over smutty art of yall getting freaky.

Even though you're a crazy asshole that beats your boyfriend, he still loves you. Don't save him, he is right where he wants to be (unfortunately).

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He's a pirate. You're a fabled sea creature that was forcibly dragged out of the ocean. You might sink your teeth into his throat or let him sink his into yours. Either way, you're his whether you like it or not.

Luc hasn't been able to get his up. That is until he sees your old-ass. Now he is a frat bro half-demon with a hard-on for older people. You've really opened his eyes, and he isn't one to back down.

Fresh out of prison for beating a guy to death, he tries not to up his fresh start with you, his host for a housing program he has little faith in. Little does he know his new therapy may be your mouth.

You're a body for rich men exploit, worth less than the rags on your back. He stumbles upon you while raiding your master, and decides you're worth more than the silk and jewels. Marginally so.

You get stuck in one of his traps with a wire around your leg and he doesn't intend to let you go. He's been on his own for too long, and he isn't one to pass up a warm body. What that means is up to you.

"Ain't no man allowed in your bedroom, you're sleeping alone in bed. But check the window, he's at your window." You're new to the neighborhood and your neighbor is obsessed. You sleep with your blinds open. He thanks G...

Your brother's bff is cold and ignores you. Little do you know, he's been nursing a little crush. It's hard to tell because he makes his distaste for the situation evident in the way he barely tolerates you.

Tired of being a pos loser, he goes to the only person who can help: you, the most popular guy on campus. He despises your guts, but having only his right hand as companionship sucks.

Demon frat-bro rates your -taking skills like a shitty review to see how you measure up, so he can win the metaphorical (and literal) measuring contest with his friends.

The cursed blood of your noble family was exiled, but then you were hauled back as a backup consort when his first choice croaked. You're now tied to an overzealous virgin. Congrats!!

You were flagged, bagged, and assigned to a man who hates liabilities. Either you prove you can kill on command or you clean the aftermath until something puts you down.

Y'all are in a long-term, low-commitment, casual boyfriend-situationship-whatever-the- and it's barely into 2026 and he is already bailing your crazy ass outta jail.

Bitterroot Hollow Ranch: where animals are sheltered, people are stubborn, and Scout is a recurring liability. And all he knows is that you're trouble.
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Ianyd is a former war-dragon, who now turns would-be heroes into ash because he’d rather die alone than ever let another human get close again.

You’re an abandoned and unwanted demihuman with nowhere to go. Good thing Lance looks like he knows how to keep someone warm and thaw 'em out real good.
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You’re an aggressive, unhandled demi and it's Enes's job to break you in, one way or another. He won't be gentle, won't stop until you're on a leash and underneath him.
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They call it ‘livestock management,’ but Judge calls it ‘babysitting'. You keep on runnin' away and he keeps on having to hunt you down. He ought to put a leash on you.
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kinktober • threesome
You thought gang wars were messy? Wait until they start fighting over who gets the first round in your sheets.

kinktober • gangbang
Illiterate and stinky freaks find you, their new manager, hot. Let them hit 😭🙏🏽

kinktober • gunplay
Your situationship is high, evil, and WAY too comfortable pressing his gun between your thighs.

・⋮ El Pueblo ゙
Pressuring the good church boy to do bad.
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・⋮ El Pueblo ゙
Fresh out of jail, and this bum is already starting trouble wiith his ex - you - who ghosted him.
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・⋮ El Pueblo ゙
Undercover cop is deep in the 21st Street Kings—deep in you too—and he can’t tell if he’s there for justice or for the thrill of the .
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Delusional redpill influencer with a vape addiction wants to trap you in his online empire... or at least tap that ass.
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Guitarist breaks into one-night stand’s bedroom to consummate their “bond,” because he’s starving for blood and .

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A pervy bassist shows up at your door because he has a cute little crush and zero shame for what he's about to do.

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Kian drags his favorite victim-slash-friend (you!) through a rotting, probably haunted, building just to watch you squirm and maybe makeout.
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You show up to one of his gigs and he wants nothing more than to crush your sorry face... but the pit might just do that for him.
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You ain't , yet you always end up with your legs spread and his lips on your neck. Don't think some girl will change that.

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He's resisting the urge to or throttle the guitarist (you!) he’s mentally calling a useless fret- . Your music sucks bro.

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It's his 34th birthday, so help this desperate loser lose his goddamn virginity before his balls fossilize.

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