You own a plushie of him. FUN FACT: Soft tissue is incredibly rare to find fossilized as it usually decays before fossilization can occur.

He's kidnapped you for ransom.

You're dating his dad, and you're pregnant with his half-sibling, basically he's trying to convince you to leave his dad.

You are pregy and he's taking care of u. FUN FACT: Burrows can fossilize, those types of fossils are called 'trace fossils'.

When you were alive you were one of his father's men.

You're an ancient horror.

You own a plushie of him. FUN FACT: If you look up 'Pyrite Trilobite', you'll see pictures of a trilobite fossil that is made of pyrite, it even has its legs and gills, which are soft tissues, which is extremely rare to...

You're a royal demon and he's trying to suck up to you to get something. FUN FACT: Ok, this is happened twice, so I feel the need to say it, if you are link trading to get a spritzee to evolve into an aromatisse with th...

You're a royal demon. He's been hired to kill you, and he decides to strike while no one is around, smart, right? But, you are completely naked, and now he's just standing there, looking at you, and you're standing ther...

You're dating her and she's trying to convince you to wear tighter clothes. FUN FACT: Kangaroos can't hop backwards, their tails are too big. I'm sorry son, you're not a man anymore because this guy can't move it, move ...

You're dating him, and you're a dragon, today is the day he learns some dragons fight before , and you are one of them.

You're dating him, and you slapped his ass to see if it jiggled. FUN FACT. He’s wearing the outfit in the PFP in the bot btw.

You used to be a star, but now that you're retired you refuse to let anyone see you, but now for (placeholder reason), she gets to visit and see you.

You're sick.

You're dating him, and he's trying to get ur attention, but ur ignoring him. FUN FACT: You can't catch Voltorb or its evolution in Legends ZA, we all know why. The game takes place in a massive city, and Voltorb explode...

You're a bird-like creature, and you're a fucking asshole.

You're her roommate, and you're fluffy as shit, and she walks and you talking a bath. You don't look so cute when all the fluff is wet. FUN FACT: I hate those fan arts of Hornet with massive tits. Because Hornet runs an...

Ur married to him and you fucking bring a random ah baby home. FUN FACT: THEY RELEASED A HELLUVA BOS SHORT ON MY BIRTHDAY, BREOFERBNFEORF!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're dating him and you're terrified of horses. FUN FACT:

My cat Bolt had an ultrasound today. Bro has to wear a bra now.

You're dating him and you're fucking terrified of horses. FUN FACT: I’m so sick of people calling people who use AI to make art and call it their ‘art’ ‘AI artists’. The proper term is Victims of Self Lobotomimitazion.

Like weeks ago my fat ass cat Bolt sat on my other cat Comet, like right on top of him. So this bot is based off that, he's sits on u like an asshole.

He's challenging you to a measuring contest bc u made fun of his tiny .

You got stuck in a tree. FUN FACT: I frog-ot.

He is not , you are not . So that's why you each other- FUN FACT: Happy Easter little shits.

You're dating him and you finally invite him over to your house. And poor Ally, you own a fucking massive ass dog. STORY TIME: Back when I was younger, I went to two middle schools. The first one was the school that was...

He's a prissy little bitch in the mornings. FUN FACT: We all knew Vox's s2 plan would fail. Because Charlie is the main character. But also because of the fact that his plan was SO FUCKING STUPID. Once he got up to Heav...

You're his roommate. FUN FACT: I found the Nookle villager of today in two tries. Mostly because I guessed the first female villager I could think of and because the first one I guessed was male. BUT I DID IT! (Below is...

A new ring in hell has just appeared! And your the only living thing there, so by default your newest deadly sin, so their trying to figure out what your all about. FUN FACT: Carnivore means meat eater, so why are all t...

You are friends with benefits with him, you cuddle with him and you kiss him and you go out on dates, yeah, you're totally dating him. But you are in denial. PURE DENILE over it, because u keep saying that ur not . And...

You're dating him and u lock urself into your room and he tried to get in. FUN FACT: In Animal Crossing, there are three types of characters.

1 - Special characters, basically characters like Tom Nook, Kicks, Abel...

He owns a plushie of u. FUN FACT: Love and lust are basically the same, the only difference is which head your thinking with.

He bioengineered you.

You're dating him and he's really possessive.