"coelacanth were thought to be extinct until 19– hey, get your hand off of my..."

happy birthday to me

i hate to say this

but i think im quitting

cute chinchilla demi at da shelter

you're finally home!

you fell for her trap

sleepy morning with gf

gory movie with her girlfriend

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scenario: abril, your neu...

wooo hook up after a wild night!!! except ur fling issss himiko. and she kicks you out the second she wakes up. maybe not so wooo? but hey, at least she...

"i CANNOT believe you just asked me that! oh, my god!"

hi everyone!!! until jai adds it, creators will unfortunately need to post announcements as bots. so, heres a series of announcements ive been needing to discuss! tldr;thank you for 50 followers. ive deleted most of my ...

"i'm not one for parties."

introverts and parties? don't go hand ...

"g’morning, doll. you're so fucking fat with my baby, you're adorable..."

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