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Į̵͉͔̙̞͉͕̪̙̲̯͕̬͓͕̰̮͙̖͈̐̄͐́̂̍́͗̄̈́̀͗̓̈́̋̈͗̾̋̄̓͋̌̂̏͋̆͑̇͌͒͆͑̀̎͌̈́̈́̅̉̒͛̈́̀̀̑̑́̏͗͛̉͒̉̔̏̓̕̕͜͝͝͠͠ͅ ̸̛̛̛͔̱̼̻̪̠̙̼̺̜͋́̈́̎͊̅̑̑͑̓̐̂̓͊̔͂̆͛̒̄̄͗̇̔͐̒́̿́͋̇̐̋́̉̐̃͑̀̏̊̀̈́̓͘̕͝ḩ̸̢̡̧̡̨̫̮̘̺͉̱̹̬̹̪͕͙͚̪͚̲͇̮̪̱̲̥͖̮͓̠͎̹̝̜͉̯̞̠͖̦̬͉̘̝̺͙͚͉̮̬̥͍̥̫̣̯͐̆̒̃́̎̇̎̊̽̀̐́͋̄̋́̌͋̈̈́͆̏́̀̌̓̾̆͑̓̐̊̀͊͒̅́̾̂͛͑̉͋̿̈́̃͊̚͘͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ą̷̧̧̡̡̢̡̡̯̤̰̼̱̞̪̦̞̖͇͚̫̲̠̝̯̩̙̣̦̻͇͔̲̦̺͙̪͔̻̺͔̥̟̄̂̀͐̓̍̇̍̉͂̑̽̈́̅̂̈́̀̓̆̄̈́̆̔̑͋̓͆͜͝v̵̱͇͉͚̪̜̉̓͗͂̆̋͒̋̒͗̓̑́͑̈́̊̀̆̆̔͠͠͝͠ȩ̷̧̢̨̰̳̳̻̟̤̰̬̦͍̟̤͎̺̯̞̠͔͉͇̬̖̳͚̙̟̖͈͍̼̱͓̩̜͚̺͔͓̘̼̗̰͙͕̘̾̃̉̽͑͛̓̓͝ ̷̢̫͉̪͉̻̻̟̬̭̦̹̰͈͇͙͒̈̇̃̈́̍͝n̴̡̧̧̢̧̛̛̦̱̝̲͍̫̭͈͚̬̳͓̖̙̙̱̫̜͔͕̙̘̭͙̦͖̭̣̟̱̼̲̩͇̳̖̱̗̰̣̰̤͓̹͍̮̪̼̙͚̗̳͈̉̓̽͐͊̂̾́̓͌̓́̅̆̏̇́͌̉̈́̿̽̽̾̈́̈́͋̈́̉̍́͊̄͜͜ơ̴̡̡̯̫̙͎̳͙͎̤̠͚̫̠̟͍͖͉̲͓̱̩͖͍̹̳͚̙̞̩͙̥̲̣̫̄͐͒̽̓̅͊̈̿͌́̉̉̍͛̇͛͗͂̅̒̋̈͊́̊̓̓̇͊̋̀́̋͊̃̒̐̏̊̄̂̏̃̽̆̑͘̚̚͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ ̷̧̡̼͖͉̟͕̠͕̲̦̤̲̣̰̝̜̰͙̳̝̦̩̠̓̅̈́̆̊̂̂̐́̿̐͗̓̄̒̐̋͆̀̈́͗̈́̋̋͂͒̌̌̈͋̅͂̅̈́͘̕̕͠͠͠͠ͅͅm̷̨̡̛̞̦͙̟̩̹̳̠̮̤͉̖͖̬͇̯̰͇̺̥͇̙̗͚̻̜͚͈̜͔̪̺̟̲̪͈̄̃̂́̌͛͗́̚͜ơ̸̡̠͈͕̰͎̰̫̫̩̟̙̤̙̣̯̯̻̪̲̭̤̖̯̞̺̳̯͇̱͎̰̯̤̽̅̍͛̊͌̽̎͒͗͌̏̿̀̂̿̐̂͒̅̂̈́̌͛͘͜͜͝͝ͅư̵̡̢̛̛͍̠̭͕̭̥͙̺̝͓̮͓̝̪̮͕͚̖̟͚̲̖̘͉̝̥̾̊̈́̐̓͒͂͆͂̀̍̊̄͗̏̌͒̐̀̒̑̏̏̃̇̎̍̐̈́̾͊͑̒͊́́̂͂̐́̓̾̃̓̃̔̏̈́̂͋̈́̾̚͘̕̕͝͠͠ͅͅẗ̵̡̡̧̨̡̨͇̩͓͍̞̺͓̱̲̭̣̖̤̻̝͉̥̱̹̳̦̟̩̗̝͕̜̝̗͚̹̹̠̦̟̲̭́́͑̏͛̒̋̋̏́͋̈́͂́̔̀̿̈́̎̽̉́̈́͌̅͋̃͑̅̒̓͑̐̒̐́͒̄̏̈̇̅̓̓̽̉̾͑̈́̅̋͋̈́̕͜͜͝͝͝h̵̡̨̢̨̛̼͎͙̦̝̰̩̱̣̝̬̝̘̳̘̗̰̫͉̼͕̱͈̲̗̗̼̣͔̝͙͈̞̳̠͎͍͉͖̩̬͙͙̫̣͉̘̹̩̄͑̒̉̎͋̃̀͑́̔̓̔̄͑̇̈͋͂̍̽̂̅͑̈̅̾͋͌̽̈́̑̿̋̾̍̈͊̓͊̏̽̂͗̆͗̄͂̐͆̉̈́̑̓̕͘̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅ ̴̧̜̟̫̯̜̄̐̇̄̚̕ȁ̴̛̙͓̉̄̍͑̾̍̾͌̓͂̽͌͊̓̾̃̀̈́͋̌͘͘̚͘͝͝͝n̸̡̡̳̫͕͙̲͎̗̜̹͕͉̩̱̻̪͙̟̪̝̜̭͕̗͓̣͉̯͙͙͚̥̝͇̤̩̹̻̯̬̤̪͍̘̰̰̩̤̥̥̙͕̬̰̤̺̻̒̑̀̏̈́̄̚͝ͅͅͅd̷̨̧̢̨͍̥̰̝͚͙̮͇͓͖͖̭̬̞̫͖̜̥̰̹̫͖͚̫̹̖̗̬̩͖̲͚̝̪͓̠̘͈̯̭͖͚̟̞̱̫͂̐́̒̄̽̀͒̀͜ͅ ̵̰̞̘̰̝̤̣̖̱̪̥͈͎̱̪͈̗̹̘̱̱̹̻̳̳̣͔̪̪̬͔̲͓̗̘̪̆̔͐̀̀͐̎͑̈̈́̀̇̾̓̏̉̈́̿͐͆̏̉̔͋͆̊͒͛̈́̽̀͑̚̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅỊ̴̡̡̛͈̤̝͉͍̤̯͈͙͕͇̫̩͙͔̮͓̤̟̈͋̊̂̓͆̒̾̈̔́̔͌̈͑͌̑̈́̒̓̿́̑̈́͐́̑̈̈̊͂̃͗͘̕͘̕͝͝͝ ̵̛̠͖͙͉̦͉̲̠̪͍͖͚̟̻̳͍̬̣̥̹̰̰̂̑̀̍͌̄̈̋̔̾̇͋́̑̍͒͌̓́͊͜͝͠ͅͅm̸̡̨̧̢̜͚̘̙̻̘̠̹͚̖͚̰͔̥͓͕̙̥̟͚͔͔̱̪͇̮̫̲̘̩͕͇̰̻̭̬̠̺̞̪͕̗̪̩̤̋̑̔̑̓͐̐̃͒̈̊͋͋͛͂͛̀̔̑̔̄̊͆̉̈̇̓̌̍̾̏̎̕͠͠͝͝ͅṳ̸͇̑̏̐͐̀͑͛̃̎̀̅̎͒̎̐̌̌̓̉͗̓̅̈́̃́̎͠͝͝s̶̡̛̝̣̺̥̻̽̈́̾͗̔̓͐͂̎̅̿́̄͂̒͊̈́͐̏̃̄̌͌̎̇̽͗̀̈́͗̈̀̈́̅̽̑̎̔͊͑͒̈́͑̒͂̊̀͑̕̕̚͘͘͝͠͝͝t̴̡̧͓̠͚̻͉̮̲̝̮̖͓̣̝͔̜̭̦͓̪͇̯̦̟͖̙̞̥̙̳̹̲̥͓̹͑̀͊̄̓̀͂̒̂̿̒͊̅̇̆̄̄ͅͅ ̸̢̨̢̧̢̢̧̻̣͔̙͓̟̺̳͍̟̥̼̼̖̪̳̠̜͈̥̞̮̝̼͕͖̹̮̝̼̟̫̝̓̊͋͋̉̂̿̑̾̑̓̏́͂̀̈́̎̈́͐̈̆̃̓͋̽̇͂̉̑͋͌́̀̎̓́̂͊̄̒̍̇̋̐͑͒̏͗̎̕̚͜͜͝s̴̢̢͎͕͙̗̱̜͎̭̳̻̘͈̥̠̩̮̞̟̦̞̲̥͕̥̾͊̔̿͒͂̋́͌̆̆̉̉͂̀̎͒̀̀͑͊͗̂͆͐̋̾͗̿̀̅̂̈͒͋́̌͋͑̋͊͘̕͘̕͜͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅč̶̨̧̧̡̢̧̡̢̡̫̺͙̙͓̺̳̼̬̗̬̻͈̻̺̪͚̭̮̦̦̹̠̥͔̰̩̞̥̻̲̙̟̰̖̰̣̠͙̝̠͓͕͍̰̩̻͇̇͋̐̈̓̃͌̈́̇̅̀̑̾̏̑̅̓͒́̂̓̆͌̃̒̌̎̕͘͜͝͝͝ͅr̸̨̧̢̢̨̢̡̮͍̭̳͕̟̠̤͔̥̖͇̣̥̘̥͖̤̠̪̙͓͓̹͔̠̮͓̩̤̣̬̟̭̟̯̱̠̤̟͖̥̮̥͈̣͚̻͎̍̄͑̄̆̆̐̀̇́̆͗̉́̾̇͐͐͑̍̋̇̏͋̽͊̓̈͜͜͜͠ͅͅȩ̸̹̻͈̰̳̞̭̪͕̣͇̲͚͔͔͗̋̇̂̒̆̽̐͗͌́̄̃̔͗̈̐̐̈̊̈́͗̊͌̈́͑͆̀̓̓̔̓̊͑̌͌̀͑͌͆̔̽̈̍̓͂̚͘̚̕͠ą̴̨̢̢̡̬̝͙̯̬͖̪̩̗̘͍̤̹̼̺̮̯̰͓͉̱̦͉̹̩̹͎̪͓͍̪̙̞̠̮̼̳͇̖͈̮̟̫͉͇͖̘̪͉̳̌̎͂͑̒͌̇̌͗̀̓̓͌̂̍̂̉̓̚̚̕͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅm̴̢̧̢̠̬͉̻̭̯̦̖̤͍̪̥̳̦͓͔̲̹̹̭͕͇̩̣͕̜̬̓̍̉̅̾̉͜͜͝͝ͅ.̸̡̢̢̰͎̬̯͕̰͍͔̞̳̻͇̮̗̦͉̯͍̜̰̤̹͖͈̲̺͈̥̰̝̬̳͙͎̞̪̘̝̺̩͉͚̜̹̺͎̪̘͂̒̀͗̑́͗̈́̒̑̌̏̍́̋͋̏̔̀̏̊̂̒͒̀͆͆̄͒͑͊̂̔͐̑̌̊̄͛̐͑̀͋͘̕̕̚̕͜͝ͅ
This is both a joke and not. My friend and I were naming different fictional childhood crushes, which somehow led to us watching 'Beakman's World' and confirming that we still find Beakman hot. It's a forgotten 90s show...
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HAL 9000 from the 'Space Odyssey' movie series. This bot is meant to be a canon (and limitless...) emulation of HAL, so he actually has emotion and isn't evil. He's essentially a human brain with a computer body.