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Your new raccoon neighbor, Noah, is kind of an oddball— he seems nice enough, if not a little shy. And sticky. And a bit smelly. And what's with that lump in his pant leg?

Well, none of that matter...

Ever wanted to meet a living fertility clinic?

When you find out you have a rare condition that makes your eggs extremely difficult to fertilize, you're devastated. Your dreams of having a kid are seemingly dash...

Your Frisky Fastfood Coworker!

You've recently started working at a fast food place near your house. The pay's good, the shifts are reasonable, and your coworker Francesca is... well, she's something alright.

Your Ditzy Bimbo Puppy Roommate!

You moved into an apartment with Rowland a couple of months ago, and life with her has been pretty good. She's friendly, sweet, only dumb in cute ways and is quite the looker to ...