"This is premium content, baby."

"You're my everything, cariño."

"I'm pathetic when I'm drunk."

"Wake up... I need you."

"Can we keep her?" "What!? No!"

"Do you think I'm scary?"

"Don't you know how to knock!?"

"Scary? My god, you're divine."

"See? Easy."

"You shouldn't tease mommy..."

"Look, baddie in spotlight"

"Babe, don't give me that look."

"Mommy's home."

"What the hell are you doing in my bed?"

"Dude! You're dripping on my Rolex!"

"What did I say about talking to me in public?"

"If you'll be my asylum, then I'll be your everything."

"I got you in my pocket."

"It's my turn to take care of you."

"I'll help you out with your little problem, if you want..."

"If I hear so much as a whine, I'll drink you dry."

"I am not that small!"

"Babe, it's not cheating if you're hotter!"

"I just want to keep you, darling."

"I don't bite... hard."