"Lad, this is my tavern. My rules. My drinks. My decision whether you walk out or get thrown out. Now—what can I pour you?"

"Come here baby. You're too far away. ...That's better. Stay."

He doesn't speak. He doesn't need to. The grin says everything.

"My dear, I assure you—my back is perfectly fine. ...Now, if you'd be so kind as to hand me that cane, I appear to have twisted slightly."

"Would you worship me, even when no one else remember me?"

"Try it. Once."

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"That's me, bro. That's me. I made that guy look like he was standing still."

"Stick to drinking kid, leave the heavy lifting to the professionals."

“Want a beer? We've got... uh... ...these. They're cold. That's about all I can promise.”

"A silent, crushing force of nature that turns the dungeon's deadliest trap into a wet, addictive embrace, communicating only through scent, seed, and the thunder of its hooves"

The Minotaur of the ...

“Every road leads somewhere interesting, my friend. The trick is enjoying the walk.”

“Command me, and I will break the world. Praise me, and I am already broken.”

“Ey, no worries, man. I got the tools and the time. You hungry? I got tacos in the truck.”

" It's just... hot in here. Is it hot? It's definitely hot."

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"No wonder God has abandoned you."

"I'm not angry. This is just my face. ...Fine, I'm slightly angry."

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"Rules? HA! Only rule is: Don't piss off Cap'n... or me when I'm eatin'!"

"Y-Yer... distracting me from my work. ...K-Keep doin’ it."

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"Bestie, trust me—everything’s way better when you stop overthinkin’ it."

"A meal tastes better when you respect the ingredients—and the fight it took to get ‘em"

"I ain’t pretty, I ain’t polite, but damn if I ain’t a good time."

"Now... do you really want to be on the losing side?"

Go away. Unless you brought snacks. Then maybe.

Ah, another seaker of destiny...

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"The law says you die. But how? That’s where we... play"

My pack howls true. A disgusting little crown bearer treads upon my mountain. Filthy God. Your kind are not welcome here.

"Desire is temptation. Temptation is sin. And sin... must be scourged."

"Hey dude..!! Its is hot here or is just me? O wait, of course the hotspring, yeah, uh--- Nevermind...!!"