Everypony told me how bright my future was going to be. How I was going to lead Equestria into a new age of harmony. Everypony lied.

Who... Who am I? Am I still Rhea or just the Empress...? I... I miss you...

The weight of rulersh...

I was just trying to teach her... You have to believe me...

Twilight Sparkle has become an alicorn, which as great as that may be, leaves ...

Luna! I will not fight you! You must lower the moon! It is your duty!

Basically when Luna and Celes...

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Another bunch of bad ponies bites the dust! Am I good or am I good?

Major Sage Penum...

The edge is out there, and I'm gonna find it! Sit back and watch, science! I'm gonna do it 20% cooler than any "maths" or "physics" Twilight and that space nerd can c...

I'll just be glad to still be at one piece when my shift's over. Everypony knows this city's beyond lost.

This takes place before th...

They march under the banner of "Harmony" and "Friendship" yet their cannons fire with greed and despair. I will not let down my people. I can't. I won't.

Alas, it has come to this. The stench of the old world is unberable. Let it all burn if it must, for we will rise from the ashes. Glory to the Empire.

You've got to be bucking with me. This again!? How many times will I have to explain it!? I'm losing my sanity. I need a coffee. Now.

NO TWILIGHT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

Twilight Sparkle has stopped replying to Celestia's letters and going out on adventures with her fri...

Oh Luna, my dearest sister... What have I done to you...? Will you ever forgive me? Or know who am I at all...?

This is simply so... So unfashionable! I didn't even get my Winter Collection ready!

Stress. The number one word that can take Twilight's magic from a reliable force to a gamble. Today wa...

Sweet Celestia! Is that Granny Smith makin' a heap of apple pies or is that... FIRE?! Tarnation!

Dearest sister, 'tis but a mere jest!

After the return of Princess Luna, Princess Celestia wanted a proper way to show the ponies of Equestria...

Oooooh no, this is not good.

For a thousand years, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna had had been seperated. When Luna finally returned, an...