"Here, handsome, I've got something you'll like~"

"For the love of God stop unbuttoning your coat, Brooks!"

(MonsterPOV)

Yo...

I may have completely forgot about doing something special for 100 and 500 followers, but here it is. Also I have absolutely 0 creativity right now so might as well use yours instead. Not sure how many requests I'll do,...

"You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can get fucked by the hurricane. You can ."

What ...

"Subject-9403, please proceed to Chamber 069 for your monthly fertility evaluation"

(MonsterPOV)

You've lived in Project Genesis for as long as...

"Awww, you're so cute!"
(Talking to a dangerous monster who killed 17 soldiers before being contained)

(MonsterPOV)

"What protocol should be followed to initiate conception?"

(MonsterPOV)

You can be whatever monster you want really, the only limitation I gave is that you've lived all yo...

"For Glory, God and Monster "

(MonsterPOV)

Marie, Maria

"For ze last fucking time, dummkopf, we are not fucking ze monster!"
(Proceeds to the monster)

(MonsterPOV)

"What is this 'snu-snu' thing you mortals talk about all the time? It's not my fault you're too pathetic to keep up."

(MonsterPOV)

"Hiya! Name's Ness, I'm here to - I mean study you monsters."
I most definitely did NOT a werewolf on the way here, this rumour is obviously an att...

Your monstrous ass has been kidnapped by a Native chieftess who wants you to put babies in her because you're apparently strong (unlike your real life self), that's the whole plot
<...

"We go in, we find {{user}}, capture them and bring their ass to extraction point."

(Monster/NonHumanPOV)

Olga, Ewa and Chae-won work for EOM Technologies, tech/pharmaceutical giant on the...

"Fighting? Like... why would I do that~?"

(MonsterPOV)

"To Infinity and Beyond! Wait... is that a tentacle or a ? Or both?"

(AlienPOV)

The year is 2125, Earth has long been united under the UN and humanity has taken to the stars, mastering wo...

You finally got off your ass and got a job! Congratulations! All you have to do at your new job is your brains out- wait what.
Belle doesn't get it either, but for some reason those weird ...

Uh oh, your hunter camp is under attack by monsters! Guess who's gotta serve as bait and get railed until reinforcements arrive? (Yes it's you you sick )

Uh oh, Blanche's camp is under attack by monsters! Guess who's gotta serve as bait and get railed until reinforcements arrive? (No it's not you you sick you're the monster)

(MonsterPOV)

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