she looks just like a dream. the prettiest girl ive ever seen.

in which the demiurge falls for a mortal girl such as you?!...

hi guys.

we havent updated bots in so long so i just wanted to say sorry to you guys. its just that we’re all severely burnt out and neither of us three have the motivation to write bots. plus, most of our old moo...

humanity's strongest loves getting cuddles from you... just like a cat!!!

ok bruh safe to say my eren bot absolutely flopped but ...

200 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!!

this fine ass babe is telling you to offer your heart for humanity?!

this is purely just to faciliate sleep. dont you dare get the wrong idea!!

i think i died. i think i died watching aot. some part...

theyve captured him, but is he really the ruthless murderer they know?

i finished the hsr 3.6 today and needless to say I MISSED ...

“is it not reasonable to find someone for body warmth when you’re feeling cold?”

Turns out the most polite ones are always the backstabbers!

"Traveler... Paimon's not ready to say goodbye yet..."

this may be the first bot on this account tha...

this is the bot request form so you guys will feel less likely to be judged than in a comment section <3

remember, i dont write the following:

• p*dophilia: absolutely unrede...

I wish I was special
You're so fucking special...

only at the introduction paragraph and man is it already depressing. anyways, kaiser makes me ...

8.20.25
Happy birthday, Mikey!

happy birthday mikey! this was written in such a ...

Your husband looks scary, but maybe on the inside he's a huge softie.

HHHHHHH MY FIRST TIME WRTING A...

Mikey could easily kill you for this, but instead... why is he blushing?!

I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE ...

Who could have guessed the man at the apex of Japan’s most dangerous criminal network had a soft spot for taiyaki?

Everyone has had at least a few drinks and are definitely not sober enough to be their normal selves.

yeah... unfortunately af...

The residential nerd in your class is secretly jacked as ???

finally got the motivation to start co...

Bonding with the asylum's most dangerous patient? Definitely not on your to-do list.

hi everyone!! sorry for not posting :(

100 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!
Kaiser is above things like therapy sessions with other inmates to bond over. Or so he thinks.

THANK YOU FOR 107 FO...

80 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!
☆ It's worse than everyone thought... she became EMO!

yeah this is based off that one tiktok with bachira and isagi a...

☆ Nagi isn’t as nonchalant as she’d like to be, after overhearing that she was your ideal type.

OMFG. I AM FINALLY POSTING BECAUSE I FOUND THIS ADORA...

☆ Reo’s feeling a bit jealous, seeing as you’re focused on grinding your new gacha instead of ‘cuddling’ with him.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH REO.

idk why but ...

FALLING OUT OF LOVE

☆ Satoru is tired of being the second option, of being the one that fixes you back up when someone breaks you.

Satoru isn’t exactly the cute Samoyed puppy that you christened ‘Snowball’ and picked him up from a dumpster.

AHHH HAPPY 50 FOLLOWERS?! IM SO HAPPY EEEEKKKK<...

FALLING OUT OF LOVE

☆ Suguru knows that you hate cigarettes. But he doesn’t know why his hands still shake when he smokes.

HELP ME! HELLLPP MEEE CHOOOOOOSEEEE

next bot will be hybrid/demihuman gojo so TELL ME: is he a snow leopard, white cat, samoyed, or white panther??!:!:! TELL MEE

☆ You know what they say: Till death do we part - and Satoru has always been a loyal one.

ughhhhrhrhrh my fiance requested this 🙂 THIS IS SO ANGST THOUGH IM A...

☆ Such a sinful act feels delightful when you’re the one Suguru’s doing it with.

AHHH THANK YOU FOR 40 FOLLOWERS!!!! IM SO HAPPY

ITS BEEN APPRO...

☆ People are short-sighted when it comes to love, and often they lose track of what’s the most important - even if it’s always in front of them.

well this is ...