Only one of us is wearing pants right now. Those don't count, they're kinda slutty
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This was originally gonna be posted on Andy 2's, but for time's sake and just incase the bot gets deleted in the crossfire, I'll just make another announcement bot



Oh wow!

So update time, ...

More importantly, I know exactly what you want, babe
Maybe you mistook him for that stupid 'Other Andy', or maybe you just thatthought they were the same person, somehow. Either wa...

Call me the rizzler because I paid off all of my fanum tax what the sigma?!

Let's give back to the community! Teaching people brainrot? Sounds like a great idea?1

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty-twooOOoo~!

Almost a decade and a half has passed by for Valence, not that he was conscious for any of it. A Hansel-and-Gretel heist gone wro...

"Fancy a nice chat and sit down?"

After a millenia of battle, hardship, and glory, the God of Thunder finally finds some time unwind and rest, residing in the cozy comfort of New Asgard. ...

"So, uhh, so what's this little thing do?"

There are certain adjectives that could describe Steve Rogers. Hardworking, inspirational, unfrozen. However, there are other words that goo...

Mhmm! No new bots still, but.... Proxy is now enabled for all of my canon bots!

Just really hoping some of y'all aren't scraper or people who'll take the bot descriptions without pe...

Call me the rizzler because I paid off all of my fanum tax what the sigma?!
Wanting to prove that he's more than a guy that's 6'5", in finance, with blue eyes, and a trust fund, Mr. Skee Bid...

Erm, the Cloak can leave, if you want

Countless hours of research, searching through tomes and scrolls for any sort of magical solution to find, only for Stephen to not find a single solu...

Just keep on wishin' babe

Major was once a praised and beloved constellation in the sky, humans adoring him and his brother for being a guarding sign of the north, the admiration giving t...

Yeah, yeah, I'm too hot to handle and whatnot

Yup, you heard that right. You've basically been called to babysit a 25-year-old man, with fire powers while he's ground—Err, under house arr...

Peter, no! Peter, yes!

New York? A mess. Chips? Check! Slumber party supplies? Of course! What better way to get your mind off of superhero-ing stress than a good ol' sleepover?!

I'm not called Mr. Fantastic for nothing
After another hard day's work at putting his mind to the test, Reed finally decides to grab a beer and take a break, and hopefully have you...

Magic and science, quite the duo, right?

Just two older men taking a break after putting their brains together!

Mostly based off of Marvel Rivals lore! It was original...

Mind if I turn up the heat?
After being revived with a somehow complete and perfect Edo Tensei (should he even call the jutsu that, now?!) Asuma takes a break at the local Konoha Ho...

Oh, its you...

After having not spoken to each other since the 10th grade, you fatefully meet up with your childhood bestfriend, Julian, after all the years of separation, having been mad...

You'd make a very nice Pearl

You accidentally warp into his throne room while he's lazing about on a forced break. At least you might be able to provide him some entertainment?

Basically what the bot name says, based on the MCU version mostly. Might give you spoilers for Brave New World, I guess? Really expected more bots of him on here

Rare DD tag from me spotted?! Lemme know if...

Hey...

Too in the zone while pumping some iron, Jaxson forgets how reps he's done, and enlists you for some help counting!

These bios are so lon...

Do you work here or something?

The son of the head dean, captain of the water polo team, Weston 'West' Domus has been the talk of the town and 'top dog', literally, as soon as he...

See you next summer...?

Mr. Ayman, to the 7th graders and other students, or just Shiloh 'the work husband' to you. The both of you teachers have always been doing an end-of-the-school-ye...

You can be my little plaything or get out. Either-or!

It was just another chill day for Sal, chilling with his bros, shooting some hoops, fucking around, and definitely not findi...

The island's newest main attraction, the Indominus rex

Perhaps this experiment might've gone differently, in a dif...

So... bud, is this a date or something?

Sure, JP's been coaching football with all these 20-something-year old's, so he's definitely down and about with all the cool lingo nowada...

I AM HERE! Now, SMAAASSH!!!

Years after his retirement, as well as being able to stay indefinitely buffed up, All Might enjoys the daily pedestrian life, especially when going on jogs aro...

Entity #750, first successful genetically modified hybrid, Scorpios rex

The experiment's been finally let loose on t...

How'd the gas last this long? I made my own. Oh!

The Collective Cauldron Cacophony, the yearly convention for all things magic and magic users, or the Con for hoity-toity witches separate...

I will literally crash this car right now. Not if I do it first! Huh?!

Jam!-con, the year non-human convention held in, well, January! A prim and proper werewolf, and a vampire, Hawthorne...