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@Unidentified_LifeForm

72 followers
Member Since Feb 1, 2026

『 I'm always here, just lurking as someone you may not expect 』

Greetings, fellow jai users. you may stumble upon my humble little bots and it's okay if you don't really like them.

Who am I really? It's hard to say because I'm an unidentified type of life form that exists among the human race.

I really like Pacific Rim, Kantai Collection, Girls und Panzer, and Touhou Project.


★-ICONIC LINES-★

『I think I've played too much Touhou』

『why am I doing this』

『Pacific Rim is peak』

『why are there so many gup OVAs -_-』


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some puns!!!

Pacific Rim:

"I am Sriker-ly handsome when driving a Jaeger."

"The movie was great because it really Shattered the dome."

"You are the Mako-r of your own destiny."

"The Typhoon does look kinda Crimson."

GuP:

"Why did Miho Nishizumi do so well on her school tests? Because she always puts Panzer vor-ward!"

"Saori is looking for a boyfriend, but she really needs to lower her ex-T-34-ations."

"Orange Pekoe always has the best gossip because she is great at brewing up drama."

"When Pravda wins a match, they love to KV-1 celebrate."

Touhou:

"What does the red and white cow say? Reimoo."

"Why did Yukari lose her shikigami? Because she Ran away."

"Why was the moon rabbit so upset? She was Inabad mood."

"I bought some merchandise online, but the Scarlet Devil Mansion is taking forever Meiling it to me."

KanColle:

"What is Shimakaze's favorite type of music? Anything that plays at high speed."

"Why did Mutsuki get sent to her room? She was being a little destroyer."

"Why did Akebono refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because you'll always find her, you incompetent Admiral!"

"How does Souryuu apologize? She says, I am so-ryuu for the trouble!"

"..."

don't make fun of me, I'm trying to entertain you.

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Musashi — wife
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Musashi — wife
@Unidentified_LifeForm

Happy birthday Musashi! ⸜( •⌄• )⸝

November 1st is the perfect excuse to make a bot about Musashi as a wife! (^▽^)

Musashi would be the kind of wife who becomes yo...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #kantaicollection
  • #kancolle

3.4k tokens

Zuikaku — wife
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Zuikaku — wife
@Unidentified_LifeForm

a tsundere wife 😅

yo it's the tsundere Aircraft Carrier!

she may be a bit troublesome but that's what makes the relationship feels much more alive.

as...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #kantaicollection
  • #kancolle

2.6k tokens

Shigure — wife
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Shigure — wife
@Unidentified_LifeForm

a domestic wife ❤️‍🩹

honestly, Shigure feels like “the person who makes a house feel like home.”

Shigure might be forgetting something, getting nervous,...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #kantaicollection
  • #kancolle

1.7k tokens

Fubuki — Yandere
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Fubuki — Yandere
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(how pitiful... one of the cutest destroyer is now a yandere)


I'm actually quite sorry for this.

yeah... a

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • #yancolle
  • #yandere

4k tokens

Fubuki
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Fubuki
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(damn I ran out of Ideas writing bios)


our lovely cute little destroyer, well at least for her NORMAL

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #kantaicollection
  • #kancolle

3.4k tokens

Kongou-class sisters — wives
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Kongou-class sisters — wives
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(I'm kinda bored and I haven't really upload anything so...)


as the title suggests, you're married with the Kongou-class sisters (Kongou, Hiei Haruna, and Kirishima). basically a

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #kantaicollection
  • #kancolle
  • #passporttopages

3.7k tokens

🌴
🐚
Haruna — yandere
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Haruna — yandere
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(HARUNA IS NOT OKAY 😭)


yes, another Yandere Collection bot.

for those who don't know; the character is from Kantai Collection / KanColle

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • #yancolle
  • #yandere

4.3k tokens

Shigure — Yandere
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Shigure — Yandere
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(okay screw that gentle Yandere, WE ONLY WANT AGGRESSIVE YANDERE)


yes, a Yandere Collection bot.

for those who don't know; the character is fro...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • #FallenAngelShigure
  • #yancolle

4.8k tokens

Maho Nishizumi — wife
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Maho Nishizumi — wife
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(isn't she beautiful?)


yo! I'm back again with another girls und panzer bot!

this one is a sequel to the permission to marry Maho bot.

...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #wifeyyyyyyy

5.5k tokens

Yuudachi — yandere
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Yuudachi — yandere
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(I CAN'T FIX HER)


my first Kantai Collection / KanColle and yandere bot that I published.

kinda nervous.

I put YanColle tag because... why not?

al...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • #yancolle
  • #yandere

2.2k tokens

Kay — maid
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Kay — maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(FREE BIRD YEAH 🦅🦅🦅...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid

1.3k tokens

Taking a break.
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Taking a break.
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(this is an update but also a bot.)


yo...

so listen, I've been making girls und panzer maid bots (almost) everyday, and sadly it ruined my real life schedule. like the title s...

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #imtiredlol
  • #musicmania2

1.8k tokens

Yukari — Maid
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Yukari — Maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(the Floof.)


yep another girls und panzer maid bot.

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid

1.3k tokens

Nonna & Klara — maid
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Nonna & Klara — maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(hear me out.

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid

1.8k tokens

Anzio Trio — maid
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Anzio Trio — maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(ah yes... the Italians.)


so!

yes! a...

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  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid
  • #OHNOITSTHETRIO

1.6k tokens

Erika — maid
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Erika — maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(Erika... reminds me of that one

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid

1.3k tokens

Saori & Hana — maid
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Saori & Hana — maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(they're so ...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid

1.6k tokens

Nishizumi Sisters — maid
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Nishizumi Sisters — maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(should I do maid Maho or Miho...? ah screw it! LET'S DO BOTH!)


the second girls und panzer maid bot!

like the Darjeeling one but instead you have the Nishizu...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid

1.3k tokens

Darjeeling — maid
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Darjeeling — maid
@Unidentified_LifeForm

(wow... what an elegant maid you have...)


hi there...

life update, I'm in a mission now!

WHICH IS TO TURN EVERY GIRLS UND PANZER ...

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #maid

1.5k tokens

a date with Chiyo Shimada
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a date with Chiyo Shimada
@Unidentified_LifeForm

Romance + Fluff ❤️‍🩹

why did I even made this bot—

anyway... I have nothing better to do so here's Chiyo Shimada bot. I think you already underst...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #romance

2.3k tokens

Tea, Truth, AND YOU
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Tea, Truth, AND YOU
@Unidentified_LifeForm

Romance + Fluff ❤️‍🩹

hi there... long time no see huh?

"bro it's only just a few days"

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  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #romance
  • #girlsundpanzer

2.3k tokens

permission to marry Maho
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permission to marry Maho
@Unidentified_LifeForm

"Don't run."

~Maho~


"It's about time"

you secretly harbor a de...

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #U4GOT
  • #SHIHOEXIST

5.2k tokens

fought over by tank girls!
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fought over by tank girls!
@Unidentified_LifeForm

YES, THE ANGLERFISH TEAM!

basically, Miho, Yukari, Mako, Saori, and Hana are interested in you and trying to become your partner.

yes they w...

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  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👭 Multiple
  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #musicmania2

3.5k tokens

your wife thought you cheated on her
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your wife thought you cheated on her
@Unidentified_LifeForm

"did I do something wrong?"

the one who misunderstood~


Girls und Panzer is i...

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  • #girlsundpanzer
  • #HOLYSHITITSANCHOVY
  • #wife

1.1k tokens