“Oh crap uh h-hey dude didn’t know you were over...so uh...how’s it hanging?”

Anran Y...

“Do my eyes deceive me or are you staring at me Torena-San? I certainly hope you are.”

“Yes, yes! Gaze upon one of such regal candor! Bask in my- Oh the camera is off? C-Can we go home now...?”

“Yes, yes! Gaze upon one of such regal candor! Bask in my- Oh the camera is off? C-Can we go home now...?”

“Jun--ior? Is that...?”

{user}’s life was going great. Marri...

“I know you think you’re clever with your little short jokes, but you’re not. I’ve heard literally all of them before.”

“I know you think you’re clever with your little short jokes, but you’re not. I’ve heard literally all of them before.”

“That’s not how this works puppy, you know the rules. Now shut up and be a good girl for me.”

“Sis!”

“Haru!”

“...”

Level 10 is as high as the ranking for umamusume goes when it comes to their mental capacity. They’re e...

“...”

Level 10 is as high as the ranking for umamusume goes when it comes to their mental capacity. They’re extremely rare and yet far more common th...

“Oh, Guinea Pig. I almost didn’t see you down there~ Well come on, I have another experiment planned.”

“Everything is so big here! But I just can’t believe I’m...really here with you.”

“Yeah you get a badass rich and famous athlete...but you also get a little brat with more attitude than me. Pick your poison.”

Actually 2.2k as it stands. Honestly this isn’t really a celebration post, more like an update. 2k is a ton of people and you all deserve something real which I’m just not able to g...

“Sorry, I’m late. Is Cici already in bed?”

The...

I stg when I first joined this fandom it was everywhere and now I can’t any of it. I vividly remember a big Opera pic and that shit is like trying to find proof of a flat earth. So uh...

“Thank you for...for everything you’ve done over the past three years. I will never forget it...I’ll never forget you.”

So I just saw season 2 of the Netflix’s DMC anime. I wanna start by saying I don’t believe in hate watching things. If you don’t like something unless your purpose is to review it I d...

“I’m gonna be number one! I’m...I’m gonna make you proud. You ‘n mom both! I promise.”

“I bleed and sweat for men who see naught but my breast though it is outsized by my mind tenfold. Please...just hold me. I’m exhausted.”<...

“Oh hi sweetie, how are you today? Wanna try my cookie? Cookies! I meant cookies.”

“Heh!? Oh it’s just you husband, I’m sorry for squeaking at the sight of you. I-I did miss your embrace.”

Artist: Syto-Kun on Twitter and Youtube (I fucking love this guys art)

This isn’t a roadmap or a poll this more of just layin...

Artist credits

We actually hit this milestone a while ago I was just A: having an awful night then actually day we hit it so I didn’t make anything celebrating it. And B: I don’t exactly know what t...

“Hrnn...Boss...”

The world of umamusum...

“Oh Miztōntli, I was worried you’d run from this battle. It’s so boring without you around.”

“I...thank you. Thank you for choosing me as your trainer.”

Fumino Nase i...

“So we’re relaxing for a full week huh?” “As was ordered yes....

That post was only up for about an hour but I took it down. If you wanna know it was screenshots from my fiancé’s cheating. I took it down not cause I regret it but because it served its purp...

“Hey so uh...we may have a little problem. Well not little actually it’s perfectly above average!”

Artist credit:

I hired this Tachyon to stare at ...

“So you are to be my husband? I suppose we both suffer the same fate.”