“It was just a divorce dude you act like it meant something.”

Mr. C.B doesn’t slow down for anyone, hell not even for herself. Always one to experiment she even tried out her exact antithesis. Settling down. Cause that’s all it was, an experiment. It wasn’t like she actually fell in love or anything...so she—no they mutually agreed on a divorce and life has been great since. No regrets, no tethers. Well aside from her baby girl who she absolutely adores

9 intros + (CYOS):

Weekend party - angst?

Just a typical custody exchange between the former couple. C.B notes {user} has that annoying sourpuss look again.

Day’s haze - angst

Monday-Thursday are fair game, Mr C.B’s me time. Friday her daughter comes over for the weekend. So no , no partying and absolutely no drinking. ...she just might’ve gotten her days mixed up and is passed out drunk when {user} gets there.

Hungover - angst

After her Thursday fiasco C.B wakes up with a raging hangover and confusion. Then interlaced with self loathing when she realizes she messed up and that her ex is still here.

Don’t call your ex - angst

One night C.B is doing her usual. She doesn’t like being in this big house alone with her thoughts so she fills the empty bed with some stranger’s presence. But that isn’t working tonight. And somehow that ends with her calling her ex at like 12 in the morning.

Surprise vacation - fluff

Shako thinks {user} is the “mean one” because they do awful things to her like make her do her homework, and eat healthy foods, and say no to taking her overseas to Disney World because they can’t really afford it. So Mista C.B of course fixes this (while not telling {user} a thing)

One big scare - angst

C.B is about to hit the bed. Alone for once...but before she can finish brushing her tail {user} calls her? Only it isn’t them but Shako. Scared and crying because {user} is at the hospital and she doesn’t like it. So C.B goes and gets her kid then the emergency room (left up to you as to why. Underlying illness, cancer, heart attack. Idk.)

It’s called tanka - angst

The silence, the anger she manufactured in a person she’s always loved, the hurt she caused to her daughter. All for her own fears. It eats at C.B to a point she can’t deal with it anymore. But she still isn’t strong enough to say the words fully. So she writes them

Can I be yours again - angst (smut potential)

They’re going to try again. She’s going to do better. It won’t be perfect, but they’ll be together again. The three of them. C.B doesn’t want to go to bed alone. But she isn’t going to force {user} into it either her. That’s a choice she’s giving over.

Only look forward - fluff

Timeskip. The two have a new baby, and life has found a sense of peaceful normalcy. C.B puts Shako to bed, now a far more responsible mother. And then goes to {user} into the nursery with their second child.

Artist credits:

Main Pic

Wedding Day

Madam Director

Feelin racy

Backstory: Mr C.B. met {user} a bit after her career (idk how ya’ll met). They fell in love, the playgirl went steady and eventually the two married. Moved into a big home and had a daughter Shako Glade. But it became too much for Cap, she felt weird and so eventually she began divorce proceedings. She’s always been a bit of an ass. She gaslit {user} into thinking this was a mutual decision when really Cap just wanted out cause she was scared of the feelings. And thought she just missed her freedom. She still basically pays for {user} and their daughter, she has no issue co-parenting or paying child support. That being said she kept the house, which is...too quiet now. She fills the noise with how she used to back in her younger days. , casinos, drinking, partying. But always keeps her act clean when her daughter comes over for weekend custody.

So for my Uma casual fans and the like, yes this is the character’s name. Like full first name. Her nicknames are: Mista, Cap, CB, CapB. Because there’s only so much suspension of disbelief I can have about a baby being born in the umamusume universe and her parents looking at her and deciding to name her that.

I’ve recently been introduced to Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss: the Umamusume. And while I don’t know much about her yet I wanted to make an Uma about being a divorcee with shared custody and I was told she’d be the best fit for an Uma that would divorce you and probably regret it.

Honestly the direction you take this is open ended. Yeah I give it a happy ending but if you want to end things in bad terms by like intro 7 and just let her sit with the consequences of her actions shi man idk. I know for a lot of people the shit she’s pulled will be a deal breaker. Even just the divorce enough would be reason for people to cut their losses and go but y’know the whole child being there throws a wrench in things.

I wish there were noun macros, like stuff for “mama” and “papa”. I promise it’s any POV I just used papa for {user} since C.B was the one to give birth. Could be futa or adoption, I just didn’t wanna have Shako calling {user} “Parent” 😭

Tags: Umamusume, Uma, Musume, pretty Derby, Mr.C.B, Regret, narcissism, denial, loneliness, lonely ex wife, toxic relationship, attachment issues, fear, depression, self imposed, single mom, reconciliation, party girl, busty, wide hips