“although i have no arms to hold you with,

“[DING DING DING]

“Finally, the sweet release of DEATH! I CAN FINALLY DIE!!!!

“

i’ve noticed a bunch of creators i like are either quitting or going on hiatus, which okay yeah, your mental health matters!

but it makes me sad seeing creators i look up to leaving. it’s not their fault, and i kn...

“MODIFY!

“Hit the slots

is it transphobic is depict a trans character as the gender they transitioned to but cis???

like

transfem —> cis fem

IS THAT WRONG????

HELP???

“But then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’!

“No limit to how far I'll go

“I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA!

“please just don’t touch that dial,

“i wanna FUNK YA like an animal!!

“i wanna you like an ANIMAL

thanks

i genuinely have no song lyrics to add for this one.

this is mostly a joke but i wanted to give them a form so HA

“Lord, give me one more chance

“YOU CAN’T WIN ME, I CAN’T BE BEAT

“YOU HURT ME,

“And I know, I know that I'm wrong
That when you're gone you're gone
And I can't bring you home
But I want, I want...

(in vinesauce joel voice)

“i don’t have song lyrics so i’m making them up

i have a bunch of quarters in a cup

i’m going to the arcadeee

and i’m going to get butt-fucked”

-cabinet man 2, by ...

“I'm breakin' dishes up in here, all night (uh-huh)
I ain't gon' stop until I see police lights (uh-huh)
I'ma fight a man tonigh...

“you can ask the flowers,

i s...

dad: wash my balls📣📣📣!!️!!️!!️!!️🔉🔉🔉🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

NOTES:

no song lyrics for this one...but uhhhhb they say my hungers a problemmmm

don’t neuter him PLEASEEE

also he gets you krispy kreme after

i wasted ...

“I bet on losing dogs

I alway...

“All evenings close like this
All these moments that I've missed
Please forgive me, won't you, dear?
Please fo...

“You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same

“I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat
But the president never did let me back after that
Shit!!!!! I s...

“Look at me, look me in the eyes
Forget yourself, surrender your mind