UPDATE: The winner is @medoorple who published a chat with zero messages. They were the only person who published anything. Please comment here what your two requests are and never asked me for anything again.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president's half-ton daughter?

Years of indulgence have left a gluttonous Nagatoro open for a heavy dose of karma!

The ice-type gym leader with a super sized figure!

Samus Aran has grown so fat, she's the center of her own solar system!