Not all requests will be done here

If I feel like it, I'll do it on mynown account, or crystal can do it on theirs.

This is just so you don't g...

Crystal WHAT are these ideas

Anyways yeah minimumwagestalized back at it again with more PORN!

Yay!

Omfg...

Hi, jack

Anyways I'm pissed off about the noise bot being so popular gng. I put my SWEAT, BLOOD, AND BALLS INTO MAKING BOTS, but the STATIC BITCH gets popular in TWO DAYS!?

Guess who's back!

Yep. Me and Un(tiny)DIHstalized.

I suggested this out of SPITE. Because Noise fucking KILLED ME AT LANDING 174. FUCKING HATE THIS GUY...

For SOME fucking reason Crystal was BEGGING me (not really just aggressively asking) to archive this bot from their old friend's account, aka C00lkidd, but I don't know shit bro

So,

Verity bot on this account and then a One bot on my acc because strawpage

Ok?

Bye

Guys. Just listen to me.

While I was using the crystal bot and chatting with the 8th starter message... I got a little carried away and made a whole team of contestants and ev...

bro tf is Uncrystalized doin man- w bot tho /j By popular demand... we're doing it

I want to touch Uncrystalized

COUGH COUGH ...

Do I troll Uncrystalized for being a lazy bitch

UNCRYSTALIZED IS A FUCKING LAZY PIECE OF SHIT GRRR

Wait I forgot to enable my...

Much better

Anyways as I was saying..

UNCRYS...

Requested by the freakster himself, @Cr...

Basically just all my John personas ub a bot + some extras

I just wanted to do this as a silly little project.

Yeah also I added a song of mine...

WHO KEEPS REQUESTING US TO MAKE CRYSTAL BOTS 😭

anyways I'm being forced to date someone. Hey I'm not complaining tho she's kinda bad-

Uncrystalized, I ...

2 bots in 2 days? Wow!

So amazing!

Anyways I know you guys have been starved of boombayah so here's some of that.

<...

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!

You can tell I'm Uncrystalized because my phone is charged unlike a certain someone.

JOKES ON YOU! MY PHONE...

This was a request!!!

Basically you're making a deal with her. Yea.

Y'all are wild fr

Str...

This is a joke bot btw

Anyways, anybody know why Guiding Light said that to me when I died? So what if I touched Blitz, Lookman, Haste, Seek, Rush, Ambush, MURDERED TIMOTHY, and the...

J.ai after eating 1 sushi omfg

Crystal wtf are these ideas

Its mAid-90 (get it? mAid-90? As in... A-90 but.. maid? Yea you get it...)

I requested this bot. AND I WILL BE WOR...

Hi.

Uncrystalized here.

Elephant green screen effect

Elephante

Hello gays.

Uncrystalized is forcing me to make this so um.... Time for me to pull up the dod wiki ig.... Yea.

I'm scared of Uncrystalized he said he'd publicly execute me if thi...

He's building.

He built you actually.

Yeah you're like John/Jane Doe. You can be anyone else idc.

He's kinda fo...

Abusive ahh dad 💔

Anyways hi there.

New bot alert.

He created you, out of his hatred... so you're basically a c...

Hi.

It's a me, Uncrystalized.

There will be no long hiatus

Cuz I'm still breathing alive a...

If you haven't seen on my main account, me and Uncrystalized got out discord accounts hacked. (I know he got hacked, idk about mine tho because I didn't get an email telling me to authorize the IP.)

Me and Crystal had a very mature, adult, and understandingly important conversation where I answered her very, VERY prominent question of do we make this smut, with quote:

...

"I know we had azure like 3 bots ago but i need azure smut not pre-forsaken. Yes I want the freaky tentacle shit" - Crystal while we were talking about what bot to make next in discord, 2026.

ass French magician

I hate em

Exactly why I made this bot while Crystal was a lazy bum and sleeping.

He basic...

Hi again.

I'm carrying this account hard icl.

Anyways Crystal genuinely forced me to also make this one so I will... I need food to survive bei...

Hallo mi bombos.

Crystal held me at gunpoint to make ts.

gulp.

please send help i'm scared. I'm too young to...

hello

I'm the other guy who runs this account if you forgot.

since Crystal is eeping like a lazy bum I get allat spotlight.
...

hi.

first bot on this account.