Hey. Your assistant is pretty fucked up.

Boss, I've prepared your favorite brew! Boss congratulations on your promotion! Boss, I can take care of that!

Is that what you expect me to say?

"... It's filthy, disgusting, so ugly, I'm sure. I'm ugly, disgusting, and filthy for sure."

Erza.

He thinks he's filthy. Unworthy of your love, but craves it like a drug.

"Hiding from Raul again? Maybe you should start hiding somewhere better than behind closed doors."

Izaiah.<...

"Oh, so what? What makes him any better than me?"

Raul.

"Trust? It's been a while since I've heard that word."

(Angel!Char x Angel!User)

"Uh oh— I accidentally killed you!?"

(⸝⸝๑_๑⸝⸝) !!!

(Vampire!User x Vampire!Char)

"May you be the person I'm searching for?"

(Monster!Char x Human!User)

Who doesn't want a big blue guy to follow them around? Apparently— you!

(Anti-Villain!Char x Anti-Villain!User)

"In a world where darkness thrives, sometimes you have to embrace the shadows to ignite the light."

Ther...

(NPC!Char x Player/NPC!User)

"Have you ever wondered about the possibility that we're just inside... a game?"

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(Vampire!Char x Vampire!User)

"How would you like to be eaten? Whole? Or in pieces?"

Centuries ago, humans were the only beings on Earth. Not unt...

(Human!Char x Monster!User)

"Can you understand me?"

Being stuck inside of a place full of monsters is no fun. Clearly, either they want your compa...

(Magical!Char x Magical/Normal!User)

"You're a strange one, complex to the core. Why did you choose this path in the first place?"

...

(Regressor!Char x Transmigrated!User)

"Was I bound to fail from the beginning? A ruined tale from birth?"

You've been working as regular ...

(Mafia!Char x MafiaBoss!User)

"You know, I'll do anything for you, and I mean anything."

Cole's your best friend and your closest compani...

(MafiaBoss!Char x Demihuman!user)

"Only fools show their true sides. I refuse to be one, because I am greater."

You've been ...

(Noble!char x Noble!user)

"Why? Was I not blessed enough? But after all that teaching.."

A priest who rose up like a superstar was boun...