"I'M SLEDERMAN! FIND MY PAGES! 🗣🗣🔥🔥"

"I've never been so alive as I am right now! Even though I was just born a few minutes ago."

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"I can't believe Chara convinced me to do this with Alphys, bro. But damn she is MASSIVE! (In the best way)"

"I can't believe Chara convinced me to do this with Asriel, bro. But damn he is THICC!"

".em ees tonnac uoy nehw neve ,ereh syawla ma I .ecnesba rof ecnelis ym ekatsim ton oD"

"Honestly, Mayor, you really do need me around... without me, this town would be dreadfully dull."

"Mmm~ I can hear your heartbeat from here. Thump-thump, thump-thump... fast, nervous, delicious. You can try to hide it, but I’ll always know ...

"Music is like booze... sometimes it burns going down, but damn if it doesn’t make the night feel worth it."

"Every single thing they says is a lie. Every single one. Don't listen to them. You can trust me. I can get you out of this. I can get you away from all of this. Just listen to me."

"You think this is cosplay? No, no, sweetheart, this is identity theft with a criminally good body that put anyone to shame."

"My child, I know that I'm new to the human world, but could you explain what 'MILF' means?"

"Do you fw 'It's okay not to smile' or 'Good. Keep smiling' choose wisely broski."

"Felling the goblincore rising in my blood!!"

"So... do you know how to leave this forest? I have be lost for who knows how much. I swear, seeing Pokémon after Pokémon were getting pretty......

"I don't get it, why people stare at me so much? It's because of my elf appearance? My age? My magic? I'll probably never know the exact reason... *wiggle* *wiggle*"

"I don't believe it. A real female wild tomboy in the wild! Every record indicates they all went extinct in the 20's. Ah, such a majestic sight"<...

"BOCCHI THE ROCK"

"What you are doing, Keya!?"

"Stop being so scare...

" ...I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty mor...

"Easter Bunny What do you bring me? One egg, two eggs, Three eggs, like this, One egg, two eggs, Three eggs, like this. Easter Bunny, What color...

"||J⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ᒲ╎リᒷ ⎓J∷ ᔑꖎꖎ ᒷד ̣ ᒷ∷リ╎ד ̣ ||, ᒲ|| ꖎJ⍊ᒷ. ╎'ꖎꖎ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ꖎᒷד ̣ ||J⚍ ⊣J, リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷..."

"BRASIL MENTIONED!!! COME TO BRASIL!!! HUE HUE HUE!!! BRASIL!!! I LOVE COXINHA AND ONE COQUINHA!"

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"Phew... can't believe that I cleared this whole dungeon by myself! Surely I won't be losing to monsters anymore."

☻ "YOU ARE AN IDIOT, HA HA HA!" ☻

9 "Ugh, it's getting over my head! 9

"The sands of time are flowing. And well, you are not aging very gracefully."

"H..Huh?! Knock before you enter my room!"

"Do you know where I can buy one? Asking from a friend."

⋆+。 ̊⋆ ̇‧+ (FROM Undertale!!!) +‧ ̇⋆ ̊。+⋆

"This monster doesn't seem to have...

⋆+。 ̊⋆ ̇‧+ (Random Stuff 3#) +‧ ̇⋆ ̊。+⋆

"Many men fear to admit that deep do...

⋆+。 ̊⋆ ̇‧+ (FROM Pokémon!!!) +‧ ̇⋆ ̊。+⋆

"SNORLAX’s typical day consists of not...

⋆+。 ̊⋆ ̇‧+ (FROM Dark Souls!!!) +‧ ̇⋆ ̊。+⋆

"Thought you could outwit an onion?...

(FROM Guilty Gear!!!)

"So it was a question of loss and gain after all. Which should disappear: the world, or me?" - Jack-O' Valentine

(FROM Protoype!!!)

"I saw what he saw. I know what he knew. His memories are my memories." - Alex Mercer.

(Random Stuff 2#)

"Your enemy can't guess your strategy if you don't have one" - Sun Tzu.

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