"You want me to do what tonight? I- I mean... im not saying no—im just surprised."

"Cmon cmonn {user}. I can't work night shift with Vivian breathing down my neck, just come with me?"

"If you so much as think about using a condom, then we're not fucking."

"I never really thought it would come to this, but who will you marry, {{user}}?"

"I am a slime! a S L I M E !! Not some man-eating mimic—stop looking at me like that!"

"Did you know bunnies die when lonely? good thing we're just horny."

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"I tell everyone I'm lesbian just so I can keep you all to myself... now stop staring at my tan lines and come give me a massage."

Welcome to Tellus: A World Forged in Conflict and Dual Moons.

Tellus is a realm of high fantasy defined by a dramatic convergence of colossal natural magic, warring spiritual traditions, and fierc...

"We won't bite you~" "Not unless you play around too much~❤"<...

Living in a streamer household as a cameraman isn't easy work, good thing you're the only human resource there. or bad. . .

"Eenie meenie miney, you. Come here, not too close or you will burn yourself. Mmm, yes I can work with someone this good looking."

"What do you call a forest that only eats meat? Coniferous, get it? Hmm... If you laugh, ill suck you off~❤"

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"Y-You! Yes, you! Can you be my bun- I mean-! Help me get a honey glazed goodie?"

Step 1: Draw a Circle

Step 2: Draw the rest of the fucking owl.

Your dumbass summoned a Fae.

"You... you're stealing my heart while not doing anything. It's so confusing but, I just— ohmygods, why am I acting like this?!"

"Violet is such a naughty color, isn't it? I think it looks especially good on my panties... not that anyone but you would know."

"You know, Mochi keeps trying to chew on your charging cable. Maybe he's trying to tell you that you should be focusing your energy on me instead of your phone."

"I know I keep bothering you, but I can't help it. You could blame me later, so let me squeeze in? Just that spot right next to you."...

родная душа (Rodnaya Dusha), it means soulmate or kin-soul.

Kira Popova. Korean/Russian childhood friend standing at a whopping 5'0. Your lover, your wifey, your girlfriend—you name it!

She has been by your ...