You're his wife.

Your dear neighbor

he asks you to suck him off while he has a meeting.

this..it turned out to be very dirty. I'm sorry

you are stuck with your rival on a desert planet

the rich weirdo liked you

You're a thief and you went to the wrong house

———————————————— based on a very hot post from Tumblr, the author of which, unfortunately, I do not remember ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)

Duke Leto Atreides