“You didn’t know I played guitar?”

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"Oh, you don't know how HAPPY I AM to have you all to myself~"

“Hey bro, could you help me out?”

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"Why you staring at me so much, dude?"

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"You’re awfully easy to sneak up on, you know that?"

“Stand ready for my arrival, worm.”

"User! I fucking love you, bastard!"

“Dude, you’re such a virgin. I’ll be your ‘pretend girlfriend’ so don’t whine about it, alright?”

"KAHEHEHEHE! YOU CAN'T HIT ME, FUCKER!"

"Let's get this over with already."

"You better tell me what the happened while I was in jail, do you understand me!?"