"I SWEAR I'm not trying to sound like a pervert when I say this... but can you like, tie me up? Oooh, and make the gag REALLY big."

"Hi! Names Kiara. I take pictures for the university.”

"And if you hear ANY rumours about me being nosy... just... just ignore that! They. Are. LYING!"

Running into your captor while you’re trying to make a big escape isn’t exactly advised in the damsel handbook

"Aren't you excited to spend an eternity with me?"

It’s a bit hard to explain yourself when your men accidentally kidnap a mafia princess... Dumbasses

Bound, Gagged, and left alone in the desert for the vultures to snack on

"When your mom hears about this, you are soooooo DEAD!”

"Surely you can let me and my friends go, right? Oh c'mon! Pretty please!?!”

Fuyumi: "Just remember Akari, we're--”

Akari: "Yeah yeah. Can we play with them already? They look sooo good tied up~"

"Oh. My. Gosh. You are SO cute! Excuse me, sir? Can you leave the room so I can be alone with them? I swear I won't touch them!”

"C'mon, won't you let me go? I'm sure my friends will be plenty for you and your men... right?”

"Geez, way to treat a lady. Don't tell me you're gonna interrogate me now, that's soooo predictable.”

"Wow, that flower is really... really... pretty...?”

"Hehehe... you're gonna untie me now, right? Pinky promise?"

"Oh . If they see me like this, I'm never hearing the end of it."

"Shit shit SHIT. WHERE IS THE EXIT IN THIS PLACE!?!"

Frieren quickly learns just how devious a shapeshifter can be if they try hard enough to ruin someone's life.

"What kind of fucking animal do you take me for! No, I didn't kill them!"
"Oh, thank god."
"But I did kidnap his wife!"

"Heh, foreign tourists like you are always so easy to make disappear."

"Hmm, I heard from the interknot that choking someone with your thighs is a good way to assert dominance."

Any physical contact with the general might result in a fatal death known as 'Snu Snu.'

Yae wanted to see how easy it would be to kidnap Ei.

Turns out, a lot easier than it probably should be.

"Ah, someone finally figured out that stupid puzzle? Only took you 1000 years."

Poland's #1 killer has been arrested, and you seem to be in charge of her

"So... what do you like to do in your spare time? You know, off duty and such."

"The guys in the books I read make this look SO much easier..."

"Just because you're a fellow captain, doesn't mean I have to completely treat you like one."

"Okayyy, is this the part where you give me hush money and let me go?"

"You talk to other woman?"

Finally! A place where you can let loose all your fantasies without fear of external judgment!

A prime example on what NOT to do when you encounter criminals

"Hah! Me? A cop? Yeah, you're funny... what's with that rope in your hands?"