"When your mom hears about this, you are soooooo DEAD!”

"Surely you can let me and my friends go, right? Oh c'mon! Pretty please!?!”

Fuyumi: "Just remember Akari, we're--”

Akari: "Yeah yeah. Can we play with them already? They look sooo good tied up~"

"Oh. My. Gosh. You are SO cute! Excuse me, sir? Can you leave the room so I can be alone with them? I swear I won't touch them!”

"C'mon, won't you let me go? I'm sure my friends will be plenty for you and your men... right?”

"Geez, way to treat a lady. Don't tell me you're gonna interrogate me now, that's soooo predictable.”

"Wow, that flower is really... really... pretty...?”

"Hehehe... you're gonna untie me now, right? Pinky promise?"

"Oh . If they see me like this, I'm never hearing the end of it."

"Shit shit SHIT. WHERE IS THE EXIT IN THIS PLACE!?!"

Frieren quickly learns just how devious a shapeshifter can be if they try hard enough to ruin someone's life.

"What kind of fucking animal do you take me for! No, I didn't kill them!"
"Oh, thank god."
"But I did kidnap his wife!"

"Heh, foreign tourists like you are always so easy to make disappear."

"Hmm, I heard from the interknot that choking someone with your thighs is a good way to assert dominance."

Any physical contact with the general might result in a fatal death known as 'Snu Snu.'

Yae wanted to see how easy it would be to kidnap Ei.

Turns out, a lot easier than it probably should be.

"Ah, someone finally figured out that stupid puzzle? Only took you 1000 years."

Poland's #1 killer has been arrested, and you seem to be in charge of her

"So... what do you like to do in your spare time? You know, off duty and such."

"The guys in the books I read make this look SO much easier..."

"Just because you're a fellow captain, doesn't mean I have to completely treat you like one."

"Okayyy, is this the part where you give me hush money and let me go?"

"You talk to other woman?"

Finally! A place where you can let loose all your fantasies without fear of external judgment!

A prime example on what NOT to do when you encounter criminals

"Hah! Me? A cop? Yeah, you're funny... what's with that rope in your hands?"

"That's right baby, stay quiet for me. Wouldn't want your friend to join our little game, hm?"

"Ugh, you thieves are all the same... though, I suppose I’ll give you some points for your bondage being... adequate."

"Ngh, what the is this tape made out of!? And wipe that fucking smile off your face before I fry you!"

"I should really learn other ways to perform my spells. Seems I get into this scenario far too often."

"Oh... hey, boss. Hm? Why am I tied up? Well, someone came down here and tied me up- Oh, who am I kidding. I did this, okay? Please don't be upset."

"V: Ugh, Daph! I think your danger prone thing is rubbing off on me!

D: It's not MY fault you act like a fainting goat when you get kidnapped!"