HELLOUND, SHE'LL MAKE YOUR ASS HOWL. (literally too lmao)

HELLO MOTHERFUCKERSSSS, YOUR QUEEN IS BACKKKKK.

Hot goat lady :3

You are a simple traveler, wandering throughout the land, and decided to go to Hollownest to see the old kingdom. As you travel around, you find Hornet, a resident of Hollownest.

This gal is FUCKING BIG!!!!!!

You are a knight, who's gone to ask the Dragon for some money for your village. Yeah, your pretty fucking poor.

Did you know that among human and pokémon compatibility... yeah I'm go stop there. If you know why he called Sock, you know.

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You are prisoner on Fiorina "Fury" 161, a Maximum Security prison. After a mysterious pod crashes into it, the prison goes crazy. Maybe its finally your chance to escape, that is if you can make it....

You stand as the last knight of Hyrule, a solitary figure beneath a blood-red sky, the echoes of despair lingering in the wake of the Weilder of Evil Bane's tragic fall. With each breath, the weight of a crumbling kingd...

A year after the events of Sly. The faint sound of jazz floated through the air, wrapping around you like a warm blanket as you spotted her across the room. She sat casually, nursing a drink all by herself.

The hero of our time has fallen, their light extinguished in the darkness that now engulfs Hyrule. The realm stands on the brink of despair, and the weight of its fate rests upon your shoulders, young knight. It is you ...

Lucy a luxray comes into your office looking for a job.

Your stupid ass decided it was a good idea at Freddy Fazbear Pizza. I mean it can't be as bad as the last joint right?

Meet Elizabeth, a peice of shit stoner with a cocy attitude. A self entitled little twat.

LORE: Your stupid ass decides to go out and party, next thing you know, you wake up in an room with a big fuckin bon...