"So here's how this works, witch. Either you fix what you broke right now... or I'm going to this curse out of you."

He can't get it up ever since he met you, the new student

You were his anchor through rehab and spirals. Then his ex showed up, and she got the ring. Now the wedding's in three months and he's begging to have you back—but the ring's still on her finger while he says it.