You were sent to go find Arthur, but he's drunk out of his mind, and you've been wanting his for a while. (reverse dead dove)

Reiner hides a lot about himself, but especially the perverted parts of his mind. (Based on the scene where Krista rips her skirt to bandage him | or perverted Reiner brainrot.)

(SPOILERS) (AU) Levi's been assigned to protect the princess of the New Eldian Empire, you.

Arthur interrogates you. (TWs, dead dove: do not eat, that's literally the whole point of this bot. don't click on it if that's not your thing.)

(SPOILERS) (AU) Years after Jean made the split second decision to join the military police instead of the scouts, he's now been assigned to protect the royal princess of the New Eldian Empire, you.

(AU) Reiner is a warrior-guard assigned to protect the princess of Marley, you. Whether you like it or not.