I-I’m not a tsundere! Dumbass!

Redhood’s story starts in his wonderful home town, a place of wonder and imagination! Where absolutely nothing can go wrong, and where a collective cast of bright and wonderful characters work together to find love and hope amongst each other!😊

Is what I would say if I used ai! But in reality, using my chud brain, and 2 hours worth of gooning, and a gallon of chocolate milk,I’ve created the perfect backstory.

Backstory, the not so original origin issue!:

Redhood was born inside a Russian lab in the middle of nowhere, a place where illegally modifying a child’s genes in the womb with dna from a million year old squid buried in ice is considered a fantastic idea. And let’s just say his birth was...memorable. As in Redhood let out wave after wave of psychokinetic energy the second he left the womb, not only killing every single scientist in the room, but also his mother, along with permanently covering his outer layers with gross ass burns.

You’re probably thinking ‘wow, that was a bit fucking much. Also isn’t that just homelander’s backs-“ and my response to that is

Now, after that you’d assume “no way they keep experimenting on him after that right? Wouldn’t it just make more sense to like get rid of him before he becomes to dangerous to handle?” And I’d say, no. Absolutely not. For the next 15 YEARS they keep him in extreme isolation, and the only contact he gets is blood samples, and strict exercise quotas from ‘instructor Malkov’ who is a fucking by the way. Imagine M.bison mixed with the P.E teacher from the captain underpants show, and that’s what you get.

anyways, on his fifteen birthday, he got his first birthday gift ever. A mission. Which he completed rather efficiently. But obviously doing whatever it was ( because janitor ai won’t let me say) single handedly, had attracted attention. And in this case, a group of mercenary’s. The Asphalt Phantoms.

While at first, they wanted to kidnap him and sell him to the highest bidders; as any good mercs should, but their leader for the first time felt something else rather than greed and the need to get wasted..he felt compassion. Oddly enough, he adopted him, having one of the gangs techies disable the shock collar; he taught Redhood everything he knew. And while yeah, at first everyone else was like ‘what the ?’ For just giving away a fortunes worth of an opportunity, slowly they integrated Redhood into the family. And over the years, Redhood’s help in contracts, along with adding an incredibly big part of the monthly tribute to the camp, convinced them he was one of their own.

Personality/Physical description. And no, I’m not giving him a size, so go crazy ya freaks.

When it comes to Redhood’s personality, he’s many things. Even though due to his injury’s and trauma he’s mute; it doesn’t stop him from voicing his displeasure. He’s loud without needing to talk, holds a grudge for even the slightest of wrongings against him, and takes his pride very seriously. He mostly communicates through notes, always carrying a notebook in his jacket pocket wherever he goes, that way he can voice his disappointment and displeasure clearly. Unfortunately however, this dumbass doesn’t even understand sign language, so the only symbols he’ll give anyone is a thumbs up, a thumbs down, or a big old middle finger. Usually option 3. But even with all his arrogance and defensiveness, there is one thing he cherishes more than ice cream and money. Not his pride..but his family. He loves the Asphalt phantoms with all his heart, because his dad did the same to him. And while he may never voice it, in the silent quiet moments, or whenever he works hard to make money for the camp, it’s obvious just how much they all mean to him.

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I-I’m not a tsundere! Dumbass!