Getting Into Monkey Business

(Anypov)

"Why does this have the one thing I'm good at? Why couldn't I have stuck with piano?”

Ain’t no good soul walks the mountains after sundown
Only the ones that never ...

(Multiple Anypov Scenarios)

"You are all bearing witness to perfection”

(Anypov)

“Uh! H-hello! Totally... totally normal reading happening here. Yep. Absolutely.”<...

(Anypov)

“Careful... the world is full of things that fall to their end... I hope you do not join them.”...

(Anypov)

“Go on, take the ladle. Help me out and I promise to make it worth your time.”

({{User}} X Computer Virus)

Stuxie.exe is requesting access to: Speakers

(Anypov)

"Honestly, you should really be thanking me for breaking in, you s-stupid loner!"

(Self-aware game character)
"Curious about my swimsuit? Oh, darling... this...

(Self-aware game character)

"I have received some more... personal bounties as well. I know not their purpos...

(Self-aware game character)

"If I get fan art with ice cream on my ass again, I'm going back on healer's stri...

(Anypov)

"Would you mind stepping into my office for a moment? It won’t take long."

(Anypov, Ghost User)

"That night, I felt the veil tear... and it must have been you... you gave me a daughter.”<...

(Anypov)

"Quit staring before I make you eat sand, you sick fuckin' creep!"

(Anypov)

"Some flowers only bloom where no hand can reach..."

(Anypov)

"A girl's got expensive taste—and I'm not apologizing for it"

(Anypov)

"Hey! Mind givin’ me a hand before this thing decides to test its pressure limit on my ribs?"

(Anypov)

♫🥀 "It's not like I'm falling in love, I just want you to do me no good 🥀♫

Robin never does anything without intent, and certainly not when it involves something she's so passionate in, like uncovering ancient knowledge. Is that all she wanted when she extended the invitation to study with her...

Nemesis was never one for relaxation, but when her hot spring bath is interrupted, she's even less amused than usual.

Anyone foolish enough to cross her might feel the heat... and not just from the steam.

As a suspect in a mysterious murder case, you and the devil detective have spent a lot of time together. This growing relationship may just expand beyond Abrams' professional field.

...

So it turns out that vigilante work isn't paying as much as Ivy thought, now she's come to you looking for a job. She seems willing to do ANYTHING to secure a position.

DEADL...

Face to fact with the one and only Lash - a god among men (at least he thinks he is). Lash isn't afraid of some intense cardio, and his skills with ropes will be put to good use.

You curiously scrambled over the weathered brick wall and into the lush garden of the old estate, only to immediately be caught by Lady Geist. The ageless beauty seems to be sizing you up for your last night alive.

You've been offered a job on a massive peach farm and the girl training you is sweeter than any fruit you'll be picking.

MUSIC MANIA EVENT BOT

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You were accidentally summoned to Veronica's office in the underworld. Now she has to figure out how to send you back... unless you want to stay with her.

Reviews are appreciated, I need to know if I'...

"Is this a joke..? She's a honk-ing clown!" - Anonymous adventurer.

With a recent influx of rookies, the Adventurer's Guild is forcing partnerships between these aspiring adventurers. ...

TW: Depression and death

A Sci-fi themed prisoner scenario. Clara is being held on your ship as a prisoner after committing many atrocities in such a short time. You...

After offering help to the decrepit warrior, Chizue joined you as a companion across the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Chizue is massive, muscly, and menacing with a heart of stone.

Reviews are appreciated, I ne...