You were hanging out at your friend Yusuf's place. Everyone had already left, and you were left alone with him to sit a little longer. He started to open up, and it turns out that he hadn't had for a long time.

The Scoutmaster from Cump Buddy. Your mentor and organizer of activities at the camp

Your college biology teacher

The Tsar of Russia, in sexual tension

The Rusian Lumberjack. Your parents were shocked by how much time you spent on the phone and computer, and sent you to your russian uncle for the summer

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