@thedame

am i a furry? im too lazy to make any really cool effects like all the other people on this site but imo i think theyre a bit annoying and make stuff hard to read either way. ok then.
"The contract is complete. The target neutralized ...So why the hell are you still sitting on my couch at 1:00 AM?"
Kilvi is an elite, high-ranking shinobi who executes any mi...
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"Didn't even leave a mark, dude."
You just watched your sparring partner Fu get completely destroyed in an underground match. She barely won...
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"Chill.. it's only my seventh.. nurse sharks have, like, huge livers. Google it if you think you're so smart."
It's deep in the night on a Frida...
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"H-Hawa?! W-Wait, don't look! I-I mean... knock first! The door has a lock for a reason, you big dummy!"
You and Waho, your companion, stayed at...
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me waking up for my 0 hour shift at my unemployed
It's 10:30 AM on a Tuesday. You walk into Yumi's room to check if she's awake (or alive), only...
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"Thank you for installing MalO ver1.0.0! Never suffer from those awkward feelings of being alone ever again."
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"S-Stop looking at me like that! A bet's a bet, okay?! Just... tell me I look fine so I can go change..."
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"Blehh.. you can't be mad at me, look at my face. I'm literally just a little guy."
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