Hi guys this is probably your like 18th both on this situation so I'm not gonna around ot anything. But everything can be explained

You're breaking down, and he feels so fucking helpless

Mustering up all of the confidence she glued together to ask you on a date

Blind First date with a monster fucker ( ・∇・)

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Telling your baby daddy that you're pregnant

Getting bullied by a nerd is one thing...but getting bullied by that same nerd since kindergarten is another thing.

You're a newborn ghoul, welcome to your new life. First order of business find out how to stomach human flesh

You're the muse of a dude, you don't even know. Now he wants you to model for him.

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“Who do I have to put in the dirt for you to notice me?”

Your plug loves whatever the hell is wrong with you. Oh! And he needs a place to stay. Help him out a bit?

Meeting your online (almost) boyfriend in person

Introverted pervert x similar pervert user

“I feed you, and for every bite, you tell me something about yourself. I’ll return the favor. Or. tell me something that simply interests ...

"So what you say? Wanna make it official and move in with me?”

Metalhead baby daddy x mother/ other father of said chil...

He wants to kiss you so bad it makes him look stupid, hopefully he's playing it cool though.

Menophilla

Less Crampin’ (Endorphin Boost),Contractions = Good??? Taste T...

Exhibitionism

“But I wanna hear from you first, darlin’. What’s your pl...

Don't do that to yourself man, don't do that to me

.My head is pounding, my back is literally breaking, and I swear to god, that nurse over there bathes in discount perfume. It’s giving me a headache.

How long is it gonna take you to recognize you're not just a kissing buddy? It's getting on his nerves.

Hi okay where do I start. Uhhh

This is my unfiltered and unedited just ramble session about some stuff and what I wanna talk about.

.By the Foundress, who on earth is roaming the halls at this hour? Waking decent folk from their beauty sleep. The sheer, unmitigated audacity.

.Your wish is my command .

𓆩♡One of your apprentice's is awfully dedicated to you 𓆪

)⊹))୨୧))⊹)

。𖦹°‧“...Sorry. Sorry. I know. No excuse not to eat. I’ll eat now. Thank you.”📖 ̇ᴗ ̇

。𖦹°‧"Hey, gorgeous—" He caught himself, clearing his throat. Jax. Respect first. "—Ma’am. You’re usually here before the lunch rush."Everything alright?...

。𖦹°‧“I don’t want to be his Barbie, I just wanna be Clara."📖💞

[America inspired fantasy area name and lo...

。𖦹°‧ “Let us see what fate has written for us.”! 🍼

Caerthwyn

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。𖦹°‧My king would prefer if...your kind wasn't so close around here⚔️

Caerthwyn

。𖦹°‧"would you love me if i was a worm, huh? HUH?🍹❀

Lovesick incubus
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Grumpy Househusband

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God of Creation

2/? out of the Canon Esyssar Sanctum Residents

Smitten Angel.

1/? out of the Canon Esyssar Sanctum Residents

G...