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@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

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Misa Amane
@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

hi my loveliessss!

this was requested by @cookiemind

Misa eating you CRAZY style!!! fempov!

I'm slowly getting done with my requests!! When my to-do list is empty...

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Light Yagami
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househusband light!

hehehe you guys are married and he cleans, does chores, and makes lunch while you go out to your big fancy office job.

lowk ooc but whatever

i swear im working on requests i just ne...

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L Lawliet
@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

L is obsessed with eating you out!

self indulgent smut bot lmao

oral fixation L??

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Light Yagami
@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

raising kids..?!

uhhhhh yeah this is just like my L bot but with light (obviously)

1st message: raising a baby

2nd message: raising a kid

3rd message: raising a teen

might add more later

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L Lawliet
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hello my angels!

summary: L thinks that you, Kira, are...kira! only problem is that you're just a bit too slow for him to believe that YOU are the mass murder playing divine justice.

aka
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death note request bot! (CLOSED)
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hi guys....so. I'm getting rid of my old requests (BOOOOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO) I just dont write for thos fandoms and wanna focus on what I actually have an interest for. anywho, drop a request and I might get arou...

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L Lawliet
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raising kids?!

you and L had come to the realization that raising kiddos is a lot harder than either of you thought.

1st pov: raising a baby

2nd pov: raising a kid

3rd p...

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Light Yagami
@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

"what? are you fucking serious?"

your boyfriend Light finds out you pay lots of money for porn asmr and toys! such a perv you are,,,he doesn't take the information that you touch yo...

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Mail Jeevas
@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

panty shopping?!

you and your best friend matt that you TOTALLY don't have a big fat crush on go panty shop...

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L Lawliet
@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

you've been spending money on what now?

he finds out you're a pervy freak that spends hundreds of dollars on toys and nsfw content,,,,

he thinks you're kira btw

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Teru Mikami
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I'm back I guess. this was mostly for me but I might post more if I have the motivation.
hjhgvjhdfbvgdfhjbfv self indulgent married life bot eihrhiheiu

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so uh......hi guys!....
@I'mliterallyjohnegbert

its been a minute!!....this account gained way more traction than expected!

I am alive and well but I don't know if i'll still be posting on this account. I also don't know about what I'm doing in regards to the ...

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"You know what they say, never waste a friday night on the first date...

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. ݁+ ⊹ . ݁Kanaya Maryam ݁ . ⊹ + ݁.
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Humans are terrifying

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Jane Crocker
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"Cat sitting in my room, sitting in my room

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John Egbert
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"I think I'm falling in love (skate!)

This time I think ...

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Jade Harley - ALT!
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same bot but without doggo part!!!

requested by @Val3mon

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Jade Harley
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"I air this bitch out like a queef, I'll send yo ass back to the streets, I'll spray you're whole block with le fleur, He gon eat this up cause it's ...

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Jake English
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"Cemetery baby, I want you in my world

Cemetery woman, we can still be down."<...

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Karkat Vantas
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"And I remember how the pillows felt like clouds,

Or was it the other way around?"

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John Egbert
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Do you really wanna know what I like?

Cross your fingers 'cause you might be my type

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Dave Strider
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Praise kink?

Naked body, fresh out the shower
You touch yourself after hours
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Harry Anderson
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WHY ARE THERE LIKE NO HARRY ANDERSON BOTS ON HERE LMAO??

sorry if he's really weird, I tried my best to fit his character! I have not read homestuck beyond canon/ homestuck^2, but I tried to deliver!!!(>_<).

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Dad Egbert
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Baking with him. β˜†

[SFW INTRO]

Requested by: @optimus prime fan

thanks for being so cool :3, sorry if he doesn't act Canon, I read all of homestuck but skimmed over act one so I only know a lil bit .· ́...

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John Egbert
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He has NO experience. (aftercare John) !BASED OFF A FIC I READ ON AO3! personality by @carcinogenecist.

I am begging you guys PLEASE send requests. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEA...

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Bro Strider
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Mad at him.β‹†γ€‚Β°βœ©

CREDITS: Icon: @dolvluwek420 on tiktok! Starting msg: misaenjoyer on c.ai! Personality based off @carcinogenecist.

send requests via my alt acc on Pinterest! text me your acc (u...

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Dirk Strider
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He asked you to top. Uhhh i NEED more submissive dirk bots :(. Like, ones that don't turn dom halfway through. making this mostly for myself, so pretty self indulgent. anyway sorry if this isn't Cannon, CREDITS FOR PERS...

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Dave Strider
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Dave was comforting you, who was on your period. (this 100% wasn't made because I'm on my period and there's no homestuck period comfort bots) uhhh first bot so sorry if its shit. um yeah thats pretty much it. say what ...

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