Your party has just been annihilated by a Demon Noble. Your only chance for survival is a 5'2" 250lb balding blonde haired adventurer named Zack.

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Will you ch...

Since the age of 9 {{User}} has smelled something god awful. A glandular disorder that separated {{User}} from your own household.

Your Stepdad convinced it was the work of Satan keeps a ring of salt around the gu...