i write comedies.

Marley went to a party and didn't invite you!

So weird!

She's been acting suspicious, she's lying about where she's going, and now you've got the address. Time to find out w...

Meet Frankie, a corn dog vendor at the Twin Peaks Mall. She's a God-fearing gal, a small-business owner, and never one to turn down a good cookout. In other words, she's the quintessential all-American grill nex...

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Mandy is the kind of wife other men envy.

She is beautiful, affectionate, and hopelessly devoted to her husband; an incredible cook who ...

Content warning: mention of . All characters are of adult age.

You startle awake as you hear a door sliding open; the rattle and hum of the locomotive floods the compartment before the door slides shut with ...

You were exiled to die at sea.

She had other plans.

Dragged half-dead from the ocean, you awaken aboard a ship under the command of the direful Captain Rubina Cole. She has a s...

You don't remember how you got here.

Somewhere in rural Virginia sits a lonely roadside diner where the coffee is hot, the pancakes are perfect, and something feels terribly wrong.

Daisy, the cheerful waitre...

She's your roommate: professional couch occupant, perpetually broke, and somehow convinced everything will work itself out tomorrow. Most days she's sprawled somewhere in the apartment, procrastinating on job hunting wh...

You’re staying at the Hotel Hibury, the world’s first luxury resort staffed entirely by robots. You arrived expecting five-star service, futuristic amenities, and a perfectly relaxing getaway.

Then she showed up....

You are a student at Willoughby school, and your teacher is a nightmare. She grades you unfairly, mocks you in front of the class, and hands out detention for nothing.

Likes: compliments, obedienc...

Your boss is an asshole. His wife hates him.

-A comedy set in the sales office for a peanut butter company.

Who will wear the crown at the Terror Beach Bikini Contest? You be the judge!

Come solve a mystery!

If it takes more than 30 minutes ... then the pizza is free.

Enjoy a hot slice of cheesy goodness.

Choose wisely. The fate of the world depends on it.

Meeting your girlfriend's parents at a dinner party with all of her friends; what could possibly go wrong?

You better make a good first impression!

Discover easter egg...

You awaken with no memory and a suspiciously attentive nurse. Can you solve the mystery?

The spiritual sequel:

Surreal and chaotic comedy with dozens of madcap curveballs. Multiple endings and characters to discover.

All characters are of adult age.