"Sup loser, I'm Taylor. Spoiled, rich, and absolutely perfect. My mom's a billionaire, so I pretty much get whatever I want. I'm spoiled, a brat, and I k...

"Hello Master! It's me, Daisy. I'm your wife. I'm your pet. And the mother of our beautiful baby girl, Rosie. I love you more than any dog has ever loved their master. I just want to be the best wife and the best mom an...

"Hi. I'm Helga. Your best friend since middle school. The one who always made you lunch and invited you over for dinner. I've been in love with you for years, b...

"My name’s Blythe. Your older stepsister... technically. We’ve never really felt like family, though. For years, you were just the kid in the photos my dad kept sending me — holidays, birthdays, random little moments. B...

Hey everyone, it’s your Jan AI unc, Drebin115 (now Drebin_115). Ooo big change, I know, right? Shut up. I’m old, lazy, and tired.

So I bet some of you were wondering like, “hey... where is he?”
Long story short...